Showering in cow urine?!


Question: My fiance says that when we are married and living in Africa we will both have to shower in cow urine as it is a tradition in his village for newlyweds to do so. Im a bit worried about the smell but he says that I cannot wash until the next full moon afterwards.


Answers: My fiance says that when we are married and living in Africa we will both have to shower in cow urine as it is a tradition in his village for newlyweds to do so. Im a bit worried about the smell but he says that I cannot wash until the next full moon afterwards.

You be needing that cow pee to keep all the bugs off of you. If you feed the cow flowers before getting. peed on, the pee will smell like perfume so you don't have to worry about anything but marital bliss.

grosssss why would u wanna do that? i bet he's playin u

It does sound kinda bad but if you respect him then do it and hey it's not like your gonna be in cow urine for the rest of your life but probably a few hours.

Well if you have to, then just try and do the matrix and get as little pee as you can on yourself.... but im also thinking that it may be some kind of prank.. lol

THEN THIS MUST NOT BE THE RIGHT GUY FOR YOU NO ONE WANTS TO SHOWER IN URINE ESPECIALLY COW URINE .DONT DO IT AFRICA IS HE CRAZY DOES HE WANT TO BE THE LAST KING OF SCOTTLAND OR SOMETHNG

Call it off!!!

I believe it shouldn't cause much problems, except for the smell. Cows have relatively clean urine, and it has ammonia, so it actually will cleanse in some way. The ancient Romans had similar practices of washing in and sometimes gurgling with urine to deal with mouth and throat problems. I would do it not to upset anybody and be a poor sport, and I also don't think the smell would matter much.

Good Luck

That's easy.. Just plan your wedding when the Waxing Gibbous moon is showing. It's the phase just before the full moon occurs. That way, you'll follow tradition, but not smell like cow urine for too long.

?pardon?
so if he says jump into a croc infested river you will just 'worry a little ' but follow him nonetheless?

great choice of partner i must say.
wonderfully educated.
from laptops to cow's urine.
well, have i ever.
i would never have made that connection in a million years.

good luck.

Did he tell you about the hippo hamburgers you have to eat ?

It's normal for "them" when they come of age in the dinka and moudari tribes for them to bathe in cow urine and smear feces to repel mosquitos. I would prefer mosquito net and "off" spray but then being primitive I guess this beats slapping themselves around until they're silly.

oh my what I wouldnt give to have natural cow urine warm from the cow for bathing. I have to purchase it from farmers if they are even willing to collect it for me. Traditions are much more easy to follow in the mother land. I wish you the best.





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