How can i get REALLY sick, really fast???????!


Question: dont ask why


Answers: dont ask why

Mate, you wanna know that, i think your already sick.

just fake it, you dont want to get really sick.

eat undercooked food, like chicken or find some really sick people and eat after them. go with the food. i would offer my mom's cooking but she is in GA.

lay in ice water for a while or put ur feet in cold water

try suckin ur own tillywilly

let a sick person cough and sneeze all over you quickest way but may take up to 2 weeks depening on ilness before you get sick.

Why?

go get mono or aids

Epicac Syrup...

Swallow a table spoon of it and in half an hour you will be projectile vomiting.

urban myth: put some visine in your drink, you will **** your pants.-blurey

get veryy verry cold, lay in ice water while eating ice cream, and dotn blow dry your hair

after the ice cream, dont eat alot and work out and dont eat any vitamin C

just be very very drity and unhealthy..

take a couple hundred milligrams of Lithium. You'd be lucky if you went into a comma!

eat fecal matter...

I heard on the news the other day some family ate some that was in their restaurant food and became violently ill...they sued the restaurant and won $350,000

Eat a bit of soil from your lawn. You'll get all sorts of wonderful parasites and maybe even anthrax!





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