Funnist changing diaper storey wins 10 points.?!


Question: whoever tells the funnist time when they changed a diaper wins 10 points


Answers: whoever tells the funnist time when they changed a diaper wins 10 points

Once I was over at my friend Matthew's house to play some ps2 games. He had broken both of his legs from a dirt bike accident, so he had to wear whats called "Depends" well we were sitting there playing games and stuff and he takes a #2 and I could see brown stuff threw his diaper. It was so gross!! He asked me if I could help change his diaper since his parents were out on a buisness meeting. I had to lift his butt up and use Wet Ones wet wipes to get all of the #2 off of him. When I was getting ready to put powders and desiten on him he started going #2 AGAIN!!! LOL!! It went all over the clean new diaper so I had to go get the wet ones wipes again, and clean him up. FINALLY I got him all clean and got to put the johnsons baby powders on him and apply some Desiten and vasoline on him. I got the diaper on with no problem. I then put his shorts on and we continued playing the game.

What can I say.... I love my friend. He is a nice guy. People find me to be the "mommy" of our group of friends and I can't wait to get married and have my own real babies to diaper and care for.

How many times have people changed a boy, forgetting to keep him covered? That golden fountain just shoots without a moment's notice!

I helped my mom change my sisters diaper in the car on our way to kentucky, (because there wasnt another rest stop for about 7 miles) and she pooped while my mom was puttin on a new diaper, and it was all over the car HAHA
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so at our old house the microwave was right across the room from the changing station that we changed my sister on when she was born... my dad is a policeman and he was home for lunch one day and my mom asked him to change my newborn baby sister. she had just a wet diaper ... but little did he know she was getting ready to poop! Shw has other plans when she got her diaper off she shot poop at my dad all over his uniform and it made it all the way over to the microwave across the room! LOL it was hilarious

i have a nephew that loves olives, always has,...

as a toddler he would put an olive on each finger and eat them off that way.

well at one family party, he had been at the snak tray for some time, getting his fill of olives,...right before dinner his dad takes him to the master bathroom for a diaper change & i go with Him to help (mom ordered me to).
well his dad gets the diaper open & nephew sees a bunch of little black olive bits,..he says "ew" and sticks his finger into the diaper to retrieve olive bits for a second go round,...this grosses out his dad and sends me rolling on the floor in laughter.

over 30 years have passed and i still cannot let my nephew live that one down,...it is our private joke!





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