Can someone tell me how to get sick easily?!
Question: ok. so i want to get sick so i wont have to go anywhere.Can anyone tell me how to get sick easily? and its sorta winter so yeah.
Answers: ok. so i want to get sick so i wont have to go anywhere.Can anyone tell me how to get sick easily? and its sorta winter so yeah.
haha.
you don't get to answer that a lot!
But if its cold then you can wear light clothes outside then you can get somesort of a cold.
ALso if your body is OVER HEATED it can get you a virus or a minor Fever but thats too much of a risk
I WOULD JUST NOT GO BY ANY OF IT ... and just make an excusee!
you already are sick!
Visit a leper colony....
eat somat mouldy
You can fake it.
Dump a can of clam chowder in the toilet.
That always works for me :)
Just fake it. Act like you threw up.
sleep with no clothes on (exept underwer) and without blankets.leave the window open so cold air comes in.it should work.
Be around someone who is sneezing and/or coughing. drink out of their cups and use their toothbrush.
I agree with... "your already sick" noone in their right mind wants to be sick... maybe fake it, but not really sick.
go to the cancer patient floor then to the infectious disease floor at a local hospital and get your butt back home and thank your lucky stars (god or anything else you pray to) that you are not sick
Throw soup in the toilet or just put your finger down your throat untill you vomit.
I'm sick with the flu right now. SO open the window to your room and leave it open all night. Then hang around people who are sick. You should get a sore throat that escalates into stuffy nose, coughing and phlem. Or sleep in a bed with a thick comforter and put a small fan on that blows in your face. Why do you want to get sick? It sucks!!
Don't wish for something you might not like the results.
being sick is not fun, trust me !!! staying all day in bed, can't do nothing, feel weak, hard to eat, I understand that u want to be sick, so you don't have to go anywhere, but trust me,being sick sucks !!!!!
Eat dog poo...the kind with corn in it...
Go to Wal-Mart, Target or The Mall.
Touch *everything* and don't wash your hands.
Then go home and touch your face, bite your fingernails, put your fingers in your ears, rub your eyes, all that sort of stuff.
Don't take vitamins and eat and drink only unhealthy stuff.
I hope you are vaccinated.
Go to the bar and get really drunk. A lot of the time I get a cold or flu after I go to the club. When I was a bartender, half the time the dishwasher wasn't hot enough to kill the germs, maybe you'll get lucky and there'll be a lot of customers there with the flu or cold that night. Or you could just try to find someone who's sick and drink from their cup. The booze and staying up late will also tear down your resistance. Go to Walmart and try to get a kid to sneeze on you. Or you could just go eat at the raunchiest fast food place in town, maybe you'll get lucky and get campylobacter or salmonella.
drink 10 gallons of coke in 3 hours :o