HOW DO I FAKE BEING SICK XoX?!
Question: HEY I REALLY DID SOME TIPS ON HOW TO ACT BEING SICK AS I REALLY NEED TO STAY HOME!
PLEASE HELP IM REALLY DESPERATE AS IM HAVING SOME FRIENDSHIP PROBLEMS AND I NEED SOME TIME TO THINK IT THROUGH
XOX LOVE EMZ
Answers: HEY I REALLY DID SOME TIPS ON HOW TO ACT BEING SICK AS I REALLY NEED TO STAY HOME!
PLEASE HELP IM REALLY DESPERATE AS IM HAVING SOME FRIENDSHIP PROBLEMS AND I NEED SOME TIME TO THINK IT THROUGH
XOX LOVE EMZ
Step 1) DON'T tell Mum/Dad that you are having problems at school, that you have a test, or anything overall bad that would make you want to miss school.
Step 2) The night before, go to bed early and say that you aren't feeling good. Ask for Panadol? Take a hot water bottle to bed.
Step 3) When you wake up, say that you're feeling worse. Don't have breakfast, and when asked say 'I think I'll throw up if I do'
Step 4) Wash your hands with HOT/WARM water, and make sure that they're warmer than usual. Dry your hands, but not fully, just so there is a little moistness so that it looks like sweat.
DON'T BE CAUGHT DOING SO.
Step 5) Act slow/drowsy
One time I put some of that nacho salsa stuff in the toilet and said I threw up. I got to stay home.
Watch Ferris Bueler's day off. He's got a lesson on it in the opening credits lol.
If you are planning on staying home the next day, tell your mom or dad that you don't feel well the night before, or wake them up at about 1:00 A.M. and tell them you just threw up or something.
Do all your homework that is due for the next day. You never know, it might not work and you don't want to get in trouble!
Pick an ailment from below and follow those instructions
Use one of the following excuses to get out of going to the doctor or to persuade you parent that you are sick:
"I don't think I am that sick, but it would be very hard to concentrate at school."
"It's probably not a serious thing, so I don't think we need to go to the doctor, but I wouldn't do that well in school today. I just can't concentrate."
"I don't want to make the other kids at school sick."
"I don't want to make you take off work to come pick me up."
"I know school is very important, but I really feel that I wouldn't be able to concentrate today. I'm just not 100% sure."
When your parents decide to let you stay home, don't just say, "okay." Protest their decision to let you stay home (but only if you didn't have to convince them first). This reinforces the fact that you really are sick. Say, "But Mom, I'm going to have so much work to make up!" or "But I have a math test today!"
"I have diarrhea." It works every time. It's too humiliating to fake it.
If you're a girl, you can tell your parents you have cramps. Your dad probably won't want to even talk about it, and your mom will understand. Neither of them will be able to disprove it.
Don't make it too obvious and say "I have a fever". Hint at the symptoms to make it less obvious. Say something more like, "I feel cold and tired"
Mush up some food you had for dinner the other night, really well, and throw it in the toilet. Tell your parents you threw up, and tell them to come look at it.
[edit]Dizziness Method:
Make sure that you do this after you get back from a sporting event because it will make it more believable.
When you are getting ready for bed, tell your parents that you keep getting really dizzy when you move a lot or bend down.
Pretend to sleep until you know your parents are asleep.
When you know that they are sleeping for sure, stay up as long as you can. This makes your eyes red and makes them look like you're sick.
When you wake up, start to get ready and tell your parent that you felt okay when you woke up, but that you keep getting really dizzy and while telling them, act like you are about to pass out or fall asleep. (When you are really sick, your body shuts down, making you tired)
Convince them that you are sick and that you need to stay home because you have "gym" or "practice" today and don't want to be sick for it.
After they allow you to stay home, go in your bed and pretend to sleep.
Fake for about 15 minutes and then turn on your TV or iPod.
Stay in your bed to convince your parents that you are really sick. If you are tired, consider actually sleeping.
An instant way to get dizzy is to go on the computer and open a brightly colored or bright white website with many pages (like this one but opening a finished, long essay on Microsoft Word also works). Then stare at it without blinking and scroll up and down. Then shut off the lights in the room so it is completely dark. When you walk in the normal environment, you will feel really dizzy but don't worry because this is affecting only your eyes and will not hurt you in any way. When you walk towards your parents or teachers, this gives the full effect of dizziness and will even fool nurses at school to believe you are feeling light-headed.
(THIS SHOULD BE PERFORMED AT NIGHT OR BEFORE A PARENT OR GUARDIAN WAKES UP) Go somewhere in your house that no parent can see you when your inside, example; bathroom. When youre in the bathroom or the place you chose to hide in, it must be a roomy place. Swirl your head or body around numbers of times and you can actually get dizzy. If youre in the bathroom for a long time, the parent comes and asks if your okay, tell them that you feel a little dizzy. After a while,(10 minutes or so) come out and tell your parents you feel extremely dizzy and feel like your about to throw up. When your parents give in, your on the jackpot. :D
[edit]Generic Sore Throat method:
Plan ahead. The day before you plan to fake a sore throat, say that you're feeling a bit scratchy in your throat, and clear your throat a lot.
The night before you plan to be sick, bring your phone or a games or ipod under your pillow. Then, at about 7:45pm/8:00pm, say that you feel "sluggish" and tired, and that you have a migraine. If they give you aspirin, put it in your mouth but do NOT swallow it. Hide it underneath your tongue, and then spit it out later. Then, stay in bed and use your phone, ipod or game to make time pass.
Later, at about 10 p.m., "wake up" and drink some water, saying that your headache is still there. Clear your throat repeatedly and sneak a heating pad under your pillow (works better if electric). Then, put it on your head for about 5 minutes. After that, get your parent to check your temperature. Then, say you are dizzy
Lie down and try to actually sleep!
In the morning wake up around 5 and tell your parent you still don't feel good.
In the morning, do the same heating pad trick and "feel sluggish" once more.
[edit]Sick stomach method:
In the morning, sleep in. Take a while to get out of bed, but make sure you still have time to convince your parents to let you off.
Mush up some bread and add water.
Get some food dye (black is best), and add it in. You can also use vanilla extract, but make sure to cover the smell with vinegar or something else. You can use more than one drop with the vanilla extract, but make sure to only use one drop with food coloring.
Get an egg, beat it, and add it into the mix.
Keep this mixture (vegetable soup can be substituted) in a drink bottle, and when your mom is somewhere near the bathroom (but not in the room), say "I think I feel sick."
Run to the toilet with your drink bottle hidden, and then close the door, locking it if you can.
Tip the mixture from the bottle to the toilet in batches, while making heaving noises just before each batch.
Smear a little on your face so they smell it on you. (Not too much, or they will know you're faking)
Alternately: In the presence of you parents, run into the nearest bathroom (but to make sure they don't follow you, close and lock the door), flush the toilet, spray air freshener in the air, and emerge wiping your mouth. Pour and drink a glass of water "to get the taste out of your mouth" while you explain that you just vomited and covered the smell with air freshener. Or you can mix some balsamic vinegar dressing with oatmeal (some carrots or other veggies make it look even better). The vinegar gives it a realistic smell.
Alternately: Take last night's leftovers, mash them up, and add milk, bread, and lemon juice. Dump this mixture either into the toilet or in a "sick bucket." This mixture is much more believable because your parents can actually see what you ate last night, and it looks like you literally emptied your stomach.
Alternately: If you can't get any one to believe that you're sick, and you don't want to make anything, drink something like vinegar. It will give you an upset stomach that won't last.
[edit]Flu method:
Wear many layers of clothing. This makes it look as though you are freezing, since sick people feel cold easily. Make sure you do this the night before you plan to not go to school.
Sneeze loudly, then sniffle in front of your parents.
Whenever you cough, do so loudly and twice. Then, sniffle.
Once in a while, after a sniffle, sneeze.
Rub your forehead and face, if you have parents who check your face for temperature. Don't rub your face too hard; it can give you a rash or just make it hurt.
The next morning, try to wake up about half an hour or an hour before your parents. Then, start doing stuff to make yourself sweat a lot (sick people sweat sometimes when they are cold), and dangle your head over the edge of the bed to get a red face. Then, grab something fun to do in bed while you wait for your parents to wake up. Just make sure it isn't noisy.
When you hear your parents coming to wake you, rub your face quickly and hard. Then, settle down into bed and pretend to be asleep.
If they still want to make you go to school, get up, but sluggishly. Slowly dress, but not too slowly. Skip a button on your shirt, don't comb your hair properly, and don't tie your shoe laces properly (or even at all). Just don't fall and hurt yourself, and make sure there's enough time to convince your parents not to send you to school.
Make your way to one of your parents. Make sure that he or she is alone. Tell him or her something along the lines of: "Hey, Mom/Dad, I don't feel so good..." and moan. Try leaning into his or her arms, as though you're trying to get a hug. He or she will most likely ask you what's wrong. Say "My head is pounding, I'm freezing, and my throat hurts. My nose is blocked, too, and I feel really tired." Moan again, and lean into his or her arms. Hug him or her, and say that you need to use the bathroom. Go to your other parent and do the same, only add one or two more symptoms. Your parents will come and discuss this, and realize that you're much worse than they thought.
If you use an electric thermometer, ask your parents to take your temperature. Make sure they have a warm drink with them that is unfinished. It should be near you. Try to dip the thermometer
Maybe you could pretend to sleep in and when someone or if someone comes to wake you up say that ur to tired or you feel terrible and you can't get up. Make them feel sorry for you.
Go watch Ferris Bueller..LOL...he was the master!
k well if ur trying 2 get off school them pretend to be sick the night befor and cough loud when u no ur parent can hear u but not 2 obvious and dont do anything active
When I was younger, I pretende to feel really sick, (You've GOT to be legit about it) I made fake puke out of: A couple chewed up cookies, raspberry yogurt, and some honey. BUT THE KEY IS TO BE LEGIT!
lick the palms of your hands to make them appear clammy and go to the bathroom make coughing noises and pour a juug of water in the toilet so it sounds like your being sick. No one can really question a tummy flu
just tell your parents that you have a stomach ache and feeling of nausea, and dizzy and headache, because there is no way for them to test it. While they can still feel a fever. Also, go under like a blanket or something and just breathe with your mouth for like 10 minutes because all the carbon dioxide you put back, causes heat, which than makes your body feel flushed
say that you have diarrhea. I mean don't come out right and say that but hint around that and say that you need to be near a restroom at all times or something. Most boss don't want to hear about it and its something that everyone has gotten and buys you a day or so
Avoiding the problem won't help it'll only make it worse.
But that XoX is cute. Soo
Start fake coughing, don't drink stuff for awhile so it sounds dry, unless you can do that awesome mucus-cough. In the morning wake up slightly earlier than your parents if possible and sneak a hot towel just enough to cover the forehead. Let it sit for a few minutes, rub a few droplets so it looks like you were sweating. Call your mom/dad, say I'm not feeling that well, cough, and then ask if they can take your temperature. When they bring the thermometer ask them to go get something out of the room, just get them out somehow. Quickly turn on your lamp and hold the therm. there for a few minutes until it says something around 101, 103. When he/she comes back show them this and bam.
It sounds complicated because I'm really bored and feel like writing long paragraphs.
take 2 cups of water to the bathroom and lock the door, a little bit of orange-reddish paint and put a little next to and around ur mouth and then make beleive ur throwing up by making those sound effects and pouring the water harshly but slowly down the toilet!
If your meeting this person and, stick a clove of garlic under your armpit. It will make your body temp hot like you're sick. If you're just talking to the person on the phone, talk to him or her pinching your nose to sound like you have a cold with runny nose.
Well being dishonest about your physical well being is not going to fix your friendship problems. Talking about it is ALWAYS necessary. If you need time to think just tell the person. What are they going to do? Get mad? That would be the least of my worries if I were you. They would get over it. But being dishonest to a friend? That would hurt worse. When you lie, it always catches up to you sooner or later. Honesty is a lot more appreciated.
I always just say i feel sick and cough a bit the night before then i just dont wake up and they ring school. LOL. So if i dont get up then i get day off :D.
My parents usually believe me though cus when i am sick i usually goto school anyways.