I need to find away to get sick in 2 hours heeeeelllllppp?!
Question: i have a test
parents ignoring me
they dont care
found out yesterday
Answers: i have a test
parents ignoring me
they dont care
found out yesterday
I got one!!! You need bananas and pop! Eat as many bananas as you can in a fast amount of time. Then, chug as much soda as you can. I heard that something like 7-Up works the best, but I am unaware of your resources. Eating bananas and mixing it with carbonation will cause the large amount of Potassium (K) in the bananas to react with the pop, causing an explosion. This reaction will take place in your stomach and you will shoot throw-up everywhere.
Accompany your throwing up with some sick and I don't feel so well acting and you will be home free!!
Trust me, this works ;).
Good luck.
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Skipping the test isn't going to help. Just study. Start coughing a lot, act dizzy, etc. if you must.
stuff yourself with chocolate
make out that your feeling really sick stick your finger down your throat
eat something that you dont like drink some vodka or get propa mortal in the house or out wif your frends
test on a sunday?
IDK but try john's idea it works!
Pretending to be sick, or making yourself sick wont guarantee your parents attention. Perhaps they are "ignoring" your behaviour not necesarily you. Parents arent stupid. Dont forget they were kids once too and know nearly every trick in the book themselves!!!
So if you do find a way to get sick in 2 hours dont be surprised if your parents ignore this completely, knowing you are just trying to get out of the test.
Havent you ever heard the tale of the boy who cried wolf?
In other words, if you fool your parents now...when you really are sick...they may not!!!!