Whats the best way to dispose of a human body?!
Question: my gran would like to know...................jokes hahaha what did that make you think?
Answers: my gran would like to know...................jokes hahaha what did that make you think?
The problem with disposing of bodies tends to centre on WEIGHT!
Believe it or not, it takes 3 men to lift a dead person of average weight! This is why most bodies get disposed of within 50 metres of the nearest vehicular access.
Therefore, to successfully dispose of a body, it is necessary to hide it beyond the 50 metre radius. To do this, efficiently, requires the disposer to cut the body into manageable pieces!
Butchery is a bloody, messy business. Therefore the body will need to be drained of blood, or the blood be congealed. Congealing the blood is probably the the least smelly and most hygienic. Freezing the body will minimise blood spillage, but you would need a good saw to cut the carcase.
Next consideration is the decomposition of the body.
Many murderers have been caught because they have covered their victims in Quick Lime. This does not speed up the decomposition process. It kills off bacteria and slows it down! The proper Lime is ordinary Lime.
Actually, the best decomposition accelerant is HEAT. If one studies recent body discoveries, those buried in damp composting leaves, tend to rot very quickly!
Of course, you could always dispose of Granny on your Compost Heap and sell her skeleton to some Medical Student!
Well there you have it! Now excuse me while I get on with building this Barber's Chair!
im thinking you shouldnt tell your nan the answers as you may be finding out what it feels like. lol im joking. i think it would be to eat the body as then it would never be found although i dont think i personally could
i think you have to put it in the brown bin, no hold on the blue bin for recycling? contact the council the will help!
I was like "what the hell..." then was like "who's going to call the cops...is this going to be on CNN?...should I prntscrn this?!"
Kudos, you made me laugh on a night when I was feeling, well, not like laughing.
whew, thought for a moment yahoo had a murderer tuning in.
acid but it dont get rid of the teeth lol
leave it where it is they will soon shift it when it smells
well if you watch the film Snatch, they give you the best way to do it using a pig farm! Buggers eat the lot!