Do you think my coworkers can hear me fart?!


Question: Key facts:

- I have an Aeron chair (the ones with no 'noise dampening' cushion).
- Our office is almost completely quiet during the afternoon (when I am most likely to fart).
- We all have our own offices, but we keep the doors ~50% of the way open.
- Pretty typical fart noises, of average volume.
- I am doing nothing to cover up these noises (e.g. throat clearing, etc.)
- I do this once, twice a day. Unless I had a protein shake before work.


Answers: Key facts:

- I have an Aeron chair (the ones with no 'noise dampening' cushion).
- Our office is almost completely quiet during the afternoon (when I am most likely to fart).
- We all have our own offices, but we keep the doors ~50% of the way open.
- Pretty typical fart noises, of average volume.
- I am doing nothing to cover up these noises (e.g. throat clearing, etc.)
- I do this once, twice a day. Unless I had a protein shake before work.

lol.
srry i ha d to laugh..
no then.

lol!

ummm... not really sure you can answer that unless your there

nope. otherwise your boss would have fired you by now. jk

Yes, they can hear you. And they think you're a dirty little ***** because of it.

haha! thats so ****ing hilarius lol

why the hell do you fart at work?

lol, ya they can probably hear you!





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