Any suggestions on how i can get sick to avoid school tomorrow?!


Question: go to school.
good news waiting for u there.


Answers: go to school.
good news waiting for u there.

LOL just say you have food poisening...just go to school!

Eat old shrimp.

Eat some rotten food LOL JK dont really do it.

stick your finger down your throat and tell your mom you threw up cause your sick.

LOL....Laxatives...Stay in the bathroom for a very long time. Tell your mom you have a diarrhea.

roll in snow
eat something you hate
dont wake up
pretend you cant see

Arsenic, don't worry it's not fatal in the slightest.

get sick? umm idk eat some raw meat.....eww nah thats nasty i'd rather go to school......

Cough, Cough, Fake Sneeze = Sick

I am also thinking anout getting "sick" and working from home on hump day.

why are you so desperate to get out of school?

start crying.
Makes your face look flushed & pale, and it makes your eyes and nose red and swollen.

Used to do that all the time :)

drink 39 cups of coffee but becarful casue for 40 will killu

Why not just go? Missing out on school just leaves you a bit farther behind. You are going to need as high of grades and attendance as possible to get into college or a job - seems like a bad move to get on the wrong path so early.

You shouldn't fake sick to avoid school. Because then the next day you will have more work to do from the work you missed. If you want to miss school for a social reason tell your parents or if you don't want to talk to them about it, as soon as you get to school talk to the guidance councilor or a trusted adult

Eat a bunch of bad foods. Lots of sugar, you're bound to wind up with a stomach ache at some point!

take a toothbrush and make yourself gag til u throw up.
make sure you eat aot of gross stuff before so theres corn and junk ;]
but you shouldnt rly skip school

Kay, here's the plan:

Get out of bed.
Get dressed.
Brush your teeth.
Get in the car.
Go to school.
Make the best of it.

Is there any particular reason you don't want to go to school tomorrow?

Just jam you fingers down your throat in the morning and throw up.

Taking shower or bathing for 5 hours...
Cold water works better!

Chew up 2 chocolate chip cookies and swish it with some water, spit in the toilet and make alot of vomiting noises. Scream to your mother "MOM! I JUST PUKED EVERYWHERE!" and pretend to shake. Youll stay home.

hahaha be honest tell your family that you don't want 2 go to school

OK, this is risky, but this is the best way to do it: Sneak into a highly secure BioWeapons lab and eat one of the remaining samples of smallpox.

Hmmm, tough question.... Try finding a sick person, drink off of his drink, breath in every exhale he makes, and try to get him to sneeze on you.... just try not to look like a stalker! lol

First say mom, " Can we go to the doctor after school?"
and she will say why, " My stomach really hurts" you say
Then start screaming awwwwww and say it hurts and beg to not go to school.
Or if you wanna barf swallow a gulp of victorias secret beauty rush lipgloss

do all the things your parents said you shouldn't do when you're a kid that would get you sick. If your parents ask how you got sick you can tell them you didn't listen to them and this is the price you pay.

that's a good one. In singapore, we have polyclinics where students mainly get their MCs for a couple of bucks, queue is long abt 1-2 hrs but totally worth it. I mean the doctors already know u r faking but they dont care. It's stomachache or whatever minor ailments. The trick is to not make it too severe that u end up paying for medicine that u dont want LOL

.....pretend u've thrown up, stomach cramps and put on loads of clothes so u sweat, but pretend ur freezing!!

Are you serious? Just suck it up and go to school.. Seriously, be a responsible person and go.... Why make yourself ill just to avoid something you don't want to do? Guess what, life is going to be full of things you don't like or want to do.... And your going to have to suck it up and do it anyway.... If you start dodging your responsibilities now, you will end up a looser with a sucky life. Is that what you want?

Good luck.
Go to School!

well u can cut ur leg or if u think it will hurt u u can just stay in bed
and say ur mum that u dont feel very well.... but if u cut ur leg im sure that u will not be in school... trust me...

there is this dietary supplement called niacin you can get it cheap at cvs or gnc. it is a metabolizer people use it to lose weight. but if you take like 3 or 4 of them it will will make your skin turn all red and blotchy for about 45 minutes till it wears off. i used to use it at military school to get out of ****. just let me warn you dont scratch your skin or it will itch wore just ignore the itchyness and let it pass and by that time you should be able to have faked an allergy to peanut oil or something. but yeah check it out at gnc.com or something. but yeah it always worked for me.





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