I am really hung over. How can I get out of work early. Please give me a few ide!
Question: Leave during lunch and don't come back, your manager is probably an idiot
Answers: Leave during lunch and don't come back, your manager is probably an idiot
Tell your boss you have diarrhea.....whats he gonna say "too bad, get back to work?"
email a friend to call you out of work for an emergency.
Tell your boss you can't stop puking and you need to go home...
Tell the boss..."It must've been something I ate"
throw up on your boss's desk.
Puke all over your desk.
I would say naa ah what the heck you ask
Tell him you have an interview at Taco Bell this morning
When you stop chuckling.
Get dressed and
get in the car and think of this here answer on the way to work this morning and
Tell someone there what this nut on Yahoo Answers told you to say about going to
Taco Bell for an interview to get out of going to work cause I had a hang over.
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Now stop laughing and get dressed
fall asleep on your desk and when your manager wakes you, ask him/her for a word and explain that you have been up all night vomiting and have a really badly upset stomach and apologise for falling asleep and how unprofessional it is blah blah blah ....
i have tried and tested this myself and it worked depends how understanding your manager is haha
Good Luck !!
Telling your boss would be best
i agree with the 1st answer. diareeah always works. and upset stomach.
if you need to get better though, take a tylenol & eat a banana :)
Leave your computer on and just leave. People are pretty stupid and they will probably assume that you are still there but doing something important.
"Most people are dumber than a banana, I mean there are some stupid people out there." -Albert Einstein