If forced to choose, which of these would you have a doctor do to you?!
Question: 1. Amputate your genitals under local anaesthetic, fashion them into a jaunty tudor bonnet, scream derogatory slogans at you in inaccurate German, then reattach them.
2. Inject you with an incurable, untreatable virus which induces projectile vomiting and diarrhoea forever, even after you've died.
3. Enlist a hysterical, stalinist lesbian to force a copper wire down your throat, via either of your eye sockets, through which you must suck a US liquid gallon of scalding hot, poisoned sweetcorn.
4. Remove one of your lungs, fill it with piglet's blood, then donate it to a right wing movement, while the communist lesbian berates you.
5. Create testicular adornments by sewing your testicles onto your earlobes.
6. Exhume one or more of your deceased pets, and sow fragments of their fetid carcass/es, carefully shaped to resemble a swastika, onto the crown of your head.
7. Enlist a cystologist to blow cream of asparagus up your mousehole.
8. Force feed you an equine sigmoidoscope.
Answers: 1. Amputate your genitals under local anaesthetic, fashion them into a jaunty tudor bonnet, scream derogatory slogans at you in inaccurate German, then reattach them.
2. Inject you with an incurable, untreatable virus which induces projectile vomiting and diarrhoea forever, even after you've died.
3. Enlist a hysterical, stalinist lesbian to force a copper wire down your throat, via either of your eye sockets, through which you must suck a US liquid gallon of scalding hot, poisoned sweetcorn.
4. Remove one of your lungs, fill it with piglet's blood, then donate it to a right wing movement, while the communist lesbian berates you.
5. Create testicular adornments by sewing your testicles onto your earlobes.
6. Exhume one or more of your deceased pets, and sow fragments of their fetid carcass/es, carefully shaped to resemble a swastika, onto the crown of your head.
7. Enlist a cystologist to blow cream of asparagus up your mousehole.
8. Force feed you an equine sigmoidoscope.
Are you crazy? I would not choose any for myself but I do believe in sharing so I would allow the Dr. to do them ALL to you.
I'll take #7. Sounds much nicer than anything else on your list.
7
im gonna go with 7 but i have no idea why!!!
just wtf?
my god how ever did you make it to level 3?
uh....7......it sounds less deadly
What a boring old f.a.r.t. you are.
I see you are an NHS patient as well.
God I wish I could afford to go private
vee halv vays of maken you talk