Can somebody please help me with a horrible 'underwear' problem :( ????!
Question: Following from my discussion with Lady Fanshaw, after the gypsy cull of her estate last autumn, I remain constant upon my maintenance that, were my knickers to develop the self-determining cognitive capacity for metrical poetic composition, surely would they not endeavour to absterge my filthy man garden with the pulchritudinously mellifluous cleansing delicacies of an early Shakespearean sililoquie? Such elegant logic apparently dumbfounds the frightful woman to fits of rage, by which time Wollawolla must be forced from his pantry details to escort her away in tears.
By what means might you suppose to resolve this most portentious botheration? Would it were not for my nightly nip of vintage Antech Blanquette de Limoux Grande Reserve during cheese, I fairly fancy that I should rather perish!
Answers: Following from my discussion with Lady Fanshaw, after the gypsy cull of her estate last autumn, I remain constant upon my maintenance that, were my knickers to develop the self-determining cognitive capacity for metrical poetic composition, surely would they not endeavour to absterge my filthy man garden with the pulchritudinously mellifluous cleansing delicacies of an early Shakespearean sililoquie? Such elegant logic apparently dumbfounds the frightful woman to fits of rage, by which time Wollawolla must be forced from his pantry details to escort her away in tears.
By what means might you suppose to resolve this most portentious botheration? Would it were not for my nightly nip of vintage Antech Blanquette de Limoux Grande Reserve during cheese, I fairly fancy that I should rather perish!
If you change them once in a while, you may improve your relations with your undergarments....
....but you sound so attached to them.
So, perish already....
uhhh yeah
I feareth that thou doest have to much timeth in your life and thereforeth need to get a lifeth.