How might I go about becoming addicted to alcohol?!
Question: I mean to say, my motivation's there, any endeavour which involves the council paying my rent while I drink during the day surely has its advantages.
However, it's the actual relentless choking down of strong beverages which I can't seem to get to grips with. Indeed, a full on piss up once or twice a week is marvellous, but the constant bombardment of abrasive hydroxyl compounds upon my corporal instrumentations can and has begun to prove, well, really fairly rather wearisome as the weeks have drawn on.
Could I perhaps, do you suppose, enact a dastardly plot to fool the authorities into envisaging such an ailment without the explicit need for alcohol, rather in utilising talcum powder under my eyes and a series of legions fashioned upon to my tallywacker with some form of theatrical unguent?
Answers: I mean to say, my motivation's there, any endeavour which involves the council paying my rent while I drink during the day surely has its advantages.
However, it's the actual relentless choking down of strong beverages which I can't seem to get to grips with. Indeed, a full on piss up once or twice a week is marvellous, but the constant bombardment of abrasive hydroxyl compounds upon my corporal instrumentations can and has begun to prove, well, really fairly rather wearisome as the weeks have drawn on.
Could I perhaps, do you suppose, enact a dastardly plot to fool the authorities into envisaging such an ailment without the explicit need for alcohol, rather in utilising talcum powder under my eyes and a series of legions fashioned upon to my tallywacker with some form of theatrical unguent?
Well I always say that practice makes perfect, but if the idea is to hoodwink the local authorities then I suggest several weeks without bathing a liberal splash of cheap alcohol as an after-shave. Not sure how the tallywacker adornments would help but hell whatever floats your boat. You could also add to this repertoire by endlessly complaining about your neighbor who quite clearly has a drug problem and by bringing up endless traumatic moments from your life.
Good luck in your endeavor.
You need to get a job in a bar my friend it will happen from there
come over to northern ireland mate loads will show you how to do it
I applaud your wording!
I give this question a star :)
No really, this question is the best.
would tonight by any chance, be that 'once or twice a week' when u do drink to excess ?!? lol - sounds like it to me.
by having too much to drink every night
lol. I know it is frustrating to think you can get paid to be an alcoholic. The truth is though it is not plesant and being reliant on alcohol is awful.
If you want to chose this life though you don't have to model yourself on Frank Gallagher. If you NEED more than a glass of wine a day to live you can pass as an alci.