How can I keep from farting when I blow my nose?!
Question: My nose runs pretty much all the time when I'm at work and I'm also usually pretty gassy. Whenever I blow my nose I blast a fart. I've gotten to the point where I just snort the snot back up into my nose because I'm too embarrassed about ripping farts. But now I'm getting more embarrassed about the snorting. What can I do?
Answers: My nose runs pretty much all the time when I'm at work and I'm also usually pretty gassy. Whenever I blow my nose I blast a fart. I've gotten to the point where I just snort the snot back up into my nose because I'm too embarrassed about ripping farts. But now I'm getting more embarrassed about the snorting. What can I do?
Maybe you need to do a colon cleanse. we always say a fart is a turd honking for the right of way
be glad you don't have constant diarrhea.
try using BEANO for the gas.
Err... buy an anus blocker for a start...
Change your diet then you wont be farting nor blowing.