I plan to cover someone in pollen and tie them up by a beehive. What are the ris!
Question: Just a spot of jolly japery with some chaps from the Raffles Club.
Answers: Just a spot of jolly japery with some chaps from the Raffles Club.
Once bitten........ Twice shy!
Hey, Old Chap! what a wizard wheeze, I'd like to do that to some of those Political Johnnies, that might liven them up, don't cha' know!
well, the top risk would be not tightening the knots enough and the cad breaking free.
intense swelling
Cover them in jam instead it will be much more of a hoot.
theres a risk you are going to enjoy telling us all about it i guess
Boy, you must have a real turn-over in staff at your place.
Sir SweetnSticky,
You may want to have a doctor on hand in case one of them has a bee allergy...otherwise, have a good time...
if it was me l,d die of a heart attack
Will you be getting your lowly minions to collect the pollen ???
And who will be brave enough to approach the hive with said person.?
Keep your hands clean old chap, must not break a nail or some such must one.
Well, sir, Do you know wether or not you are allergic to bee stings? this venture could become quite risky if you are!
I sugguest you try the following experiment: Find someone young and agile related to you, no more than one generation removed and most definately of your own bloodlines...on your mothers side, of course...
Invite them over for High Tea on the Garden portico and offer to Pour; then suddenly remember something you forgot, excuse yourself politely. Exuent through the rear parlour, as though you are proceeding to the kitchen (naturally) and remove from your pocket the Bee you have previously secured there in a Hankerchief. Re-enter the garden portico via the servants gate and sneak up on your cousin. Apply the Bee to the back of his or her neck, close behind the left ear and encourage it to sting by mashing it hard against the flesh...there is no cruelty in this, as the bee will die stinging someone next week if you don't make it happen today...Then Protest loudly.."Oh, Dear me! A Bee has gotten apon you!" and swat hard at thier neck as though you have only just arrived to see it happen. Most certainly, your cousin will be grateful for your intervention, however late (and if they are not they are most certainly not a person of Quality, I can assure you....) Apologise for discommoding them, if you have, and then return to your seat; call a maid to fetch a lump of ice for the sting. If your cousin has not turned blue and choked to death by the time the maid returrns with the ice, then You Yourself are, most likely, NOT allergic to bee stings and may proceed without worry apon your present endeavour of Mischief.....
You should let your manservant do the dirty deeds - the risk of doing it yourself may be getting pollens on your fine jacket. I suggest bringing Uncle Rotter's henchman Bongo along, I have seen him in action and I am sure that he will be able to double the entertainment for your and your associates.
Death by hayfever springs to mind, death by allergic reaction to bee stings and death by laughter from such japes are three risks I had to put on the 'elfen safety' risk assessment pro forma last time I had Manners put on such a show.
Bad tasting honey.
Jolly japery, hmmm. Well that sounds like "fun" between chaps. Make sure the chum you put in the hive is not a queen, or those bees will get over-excited.