How to fake sick?!


Question: I need tips to fake sick

seriously i wont have time to finish this assignment on the due date and i need to fake sick to finish it... or my teacher WILL KILL ME!!!


Answers: I need tips to fake sick

seriously i wont have time to finish this assignment on the due date and i need to fake sick to finish it... or my teacher WILL KILL ME!!!

Buy a laxative and tell your parents you have a runny stomach- stomach virus. Uncomfartable for you, but at least you will still be alive!

you might finish it if you werent posting questions on yahoo! answers!!!

work double time. lose sleep. get your assignment done. its punishment for putting it off!

tell her you have the dookies,, i think she will not want to question you on that subject and will let you off the hook

Get a fake hospital bill made for you.when you have finished your assignment then you can go to your teacher and tell her that you were sick if she does not believe it then show her the fake hospital bill as proof!!!





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