How can I quickly get sick? I need to get out of something!?!
Question: I can't fake sickness, so I need to actually get sick! Obviously, I don't want anything life threatening. And this has to be something I can do at home, and quickly!
By the way, I'm TOTALLY serious!
Answers: I can't fake sickness, so I need to actually get sick! Obviously, I don't want anything life threatening. And this has to be something I can do at home, and quickly!
By the way, I'm TOTALLY serious!
Do what you have committed to do if you don't have fortitude enough to be polite and tell them you are not going to do it. Faking a sickness is the same as a lie, so either come clean or make up a reason and lie. No difference... This answer is from a born again Christian.
just fake a really bad stomache ache
Take a shower. Only dry your head a little bit and sleep under an open window. That will make you conjested for a short amount a time. so its good to get out of things kuz your not actually sick but people think you are u know?
rub one of your eyes alot people will think you have conjuctivitus or pink eye
Try eating a lemon slice with the skin on. It's perfectly healthy (my fiance eats them all the time) but it makes most people want to gag (like me).
Anything else that you do to get sick may be too harmful so be careful what you do to yourself ;_;
As an aside, and I know you probably have your reasons, but wouldn't just politely and honestly saying no get you out of whatever you're that desperate to avoid?
have weetbix for breakfeast with a fruit like strawberries, mash it all up in the bowl and scrape it in the toilet
now u have fake vomit so all you have to do is pretend to be dizzy when you stand up
ps: dont actually get sick it sucks if it gets worse
lay in a bathtub with ice in it, you'll be sure to get some type of something
Drink salt water.
Drinking large amounts of milk of magnesia will give you the runs. That'd get you out of whatever it is you need to get out of. It might dehydrate you, but you can replenish your liquids.
Why would you want to be sick when you are healthy? Please do not damage your health this way. Take it from me. Stay healthy. Nothing is worth risking your life like this.
NEVER say that
cuase your wish may come true.
bladder infections take more than a few minutes/hours to get.... drink orange juice and milk mixed up and you will throw up.
Back when I was in school, there was a formula for how much soap, and how much warm water would cause you to throw up in about a half an hour, so you could hoop during a test and get out of it. I don't remember all the details, and don't recommend soap because it might aggravate a stomach ulcer. If you take a serious dose of a laxative, it will give you the runs, if that counts.
Kind of a silly question why not just tell the person no .
Watch Fear factor? Do you? I can think about the gross food they have to eat and vomit. Try that!
I don't advise this, your question just reminded me of this...