Do farts contain carbon monoxide? I'm scared I might kill my girlfriend?!

Question: If so, can I be charged with a crime?

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Answers: If so, can I be charged with a crime?

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TRUST me, you won't kill anyone. they might WANT to be dead...LOL...but you're fine.
if farts killed people, my husband would have buried me YEARS ago...LOL. yeah, he's pretty bad.

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they contain a very insignificant amount, impossible to kill even a mouse, no you wouldnt be chatged with murder

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Ye they do but tiny, tiny amount wouldnt harm a fly.

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Girls actually feed of male carbon monoxide. Try to fart as much as you can and she will become better in bed. Good Luck

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