How can I pass my drug test?!


Question: My mom is going to drug test me for weed in a week and I just smoked this morning. I looked up how long it stays in your body in the computer lab at school and its said about three weeks. Does anyone know something I can use to detox quicker or am I ******?


Answers: My mom is going to drug test me for weed in a week and I just smoked this morning. I looked up how long it stays in your body in the computer lab at school and its said about three weeks. Does anyone know something I can use to detox quicker or am I ******?

.Go to a heath food store and ask for advice. Preferably a mom and pop store vs. GNC, Vitamin Store, etc. They have kits that can help you pass the test. The ingredients in the test will work for your mom, but not for the military or other gov't. tests, as the key ingredients in the kit come up (for anyone else looking at this with the same prob...golden-seal for ie is red flagged in the military). If you can't afford the money for the kit, drink as much water as you can before the test. Your results will be diluted and you will have to retake the test. They won't figure that out right away, so you can prob buy some time. If they do a hair test vs. urine, you are going to have a big problem. However, that is highly unlikely. Good luck.

stop smoking

Britney spears shaved her head because they were gonna test her and the evidence is in your hair.. But i donno..

once its in your system, its in. theres no way to get it out.

GOOGLE IT damn!

maybe drink some coffee it will make u pee a lot and get it out your system faster.

buy a detox and drink it 3 hours before the test.

drink ALOT of water from here to there.

Detox works.. trust me.

drink viniger it flushes your system

there is no way out!!

you're pretty much screwed. but good luckkk :)

Basically, you're screwed. You shouldn't smoke weed (or marijuana) in the first place, it's bad for you! >= O

ahaa good luck with that.
shave your head ? lol.

Just tell your mom you used. She wont waste money on a test and she may respect you more for not having to find out in a round about way.

drink lots of cranberry juice and water i mean alot you should be urinating at least twice an hour...

I did that and took my test last week and passed

Just be honest. It'll save you so much stress. Chances are your mom already knows you smoke, especially if she's making you take a drug test. I don't think she expects you to pass it... She might even respect you for not lying. Yeah, flushing out your system will most likely work but in the long run you're really hurting yourself. Keep that in mind.

I've heard if you put Clorox on your fingers, then pee, it...well, I don't know what it does, but that's something I heard about.

nah just smoke another joint, u will forget for a while.

You, my friend, are fuckd

r u serious, stop smoking n maybe ur head will clear long enough 2 answer ur question

i've heard doing shot's of vinegar takes it out of your system . two of my friends passed by doing this

ok fess up and tell your mom you are a weed head.

Totaly your fault, you desurve to be found out.
Drugs are for losers that cant deal with life

thick bleach, but dont do it I could be charged with manslaughter if you die

Ummm....Stop taking drugs and while your at it why don't stop for good.

No if you get caughti will be HAPPY cause if you smoke then you need to get caught!!
Stop doin drugs and you won't get caught!!!
Its just STUPIED to do drug the only good thing about em is that you will die faster!:(
if you want that!!

stop smoking for good and do not worry lol

Drink lots and lots and lots of water. Exercise everyday. Drink Cranberry juice (it's gross, but it helps). Some friends told me that if you get drunk, the alcohol in your blood helps to get rid of some of the toxins. There are lots of detoxifying things that you can drink but I don't know which ones work the best and most of them are pretty expensive, you may end up spending around $80. But think of it this way, at least it's your mom and not the cops!! Good luck!!

ummm... your mom tests you for drugs? why do you smoke weed, then? the best way, hands down, to pass a piss test is... to NOT SMOKE WEED! LOL.

I've heard if you drink tons of vinegar that'll do the trick, too, but... just heard it from some loser at work that drank vinegar right out of the gallon jug all day for a week, because he was getting tested. No clue if he passed or not, he was a dork.

Don't be a Dork! Sheesh.

well stop is one answer... but get some niacin if u have some time it gets rid of bad fat cells which also store toxins... or get some readyclean if u dont have time it works 99% of the time if u follow the directions on the bottle or get synthetic piss from..http://www.urineluck.com/

don't do drugs in the first place you moron

You're best sure thing is to go to your local GNC and buy a drink called QCARBO. Its a "herbal cleanser" they can't tell you its for drug detox but it works as one. I've used it several times and passed. Drink alot of water except the day you go for your test because I did that and they made me come back a few days later. So try to drink cranberry juice instead. I ended up having to buy a second one because as soon as i got to my car I started smoking pot again. So make sure you pass before you do anything again!





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