How can I pass this drug screening?!
Question: Urine test is April 14th.
Last time I smoked was March 27th. And before that was March 14th.
I bought a detox called Strip Natural Cleanser from gnc.
And my cousin gave me Emergency stat flush (5 pills).
Answers: Urine test is April 14th.
Last time I smoked was March 27th. And before that was March 14th.
I bought a detox called Strip Natural Cleanser from gnc.
And my cousin gave me Emergency stat flush (5 pills).
It also depends what type of test they're doing, if its a pass/fail like an employer would do then you shouldn't have any problems using a blocker.
If they are looking at your levels, like a probation dept would using a product like the ones that you have will give you a false negative at which time your busted. Those products will block your creatinine. Tests like those look at your creatinine levels also, so if there is no creatinine in your urine then they'll know that you used something.
If its more like a PO Dept. test, and you don't use anything but just hope and pray that you pass, they will be able to look at the levels of THC in your system and will know approx how long ago you smoked.
You can also find you local head shop and ask them for some advice. I hope this made sense, I'm pretty stoned right now, lmfao! :) Good luck!!
Edit:
To all the jerk offs that haven't had anything useful to post other then stop smoking, and drugs are bad. Don't you have something more useful to do with your time? Go surf youtube, or myspace or try masturbation, it works wonders for boredom!
You should just quit smoking till the date.
uh....yeh, well good luck w/that.
certo? its in the grocery aisle.. by the jam its a blue box
You'll make that test. You're not a heavy smoker and that only takes about 2 weeks to clear your system. And that brings you in just under the wire.
Dont Do anything that will show up!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drink plenty of fluids so you pee like crazy!!
Mind telling me what the strip and pills even do?
There is really no way, either get lucky or switch urine.
You shouldn't smoke whatever you were smoking in the first place, but that's all I know.
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6 h0urs b~4 u have 2 take da test, drink 1/2 cup viniger then drink water n0n st0p till u take it
it will delute ur pee! ^_^ yay!haha
haha chill dood you are soo good. unless you are rediculously fat cuz it sticks to fat cells. one way to help is go sit in a sauna cuz it comes out in sweat. or just go have sex. haha if you are givin any other ideas that seem good you should totally hit me up cuz i have one in a week and i did last week
not do drugs
Detox things hardly work, they are like anti-age creams.
You should simply consume a ton of liquid and excrete a ton of liquid. That will flush out the majority of it.
The Drug Screening always picks up Some THC, but there is a percentage break off point that they use to pass you or not. The amount that you flush out decreases exponentially and never truly reaches zero, sort of like a half-life (if you learnt that in algebra).
Also if they test you via hair root, in which case you are out of luck. The THC stays in the root of your hair for about 3 months and in your hair permanently until you cut it off.
(just thought you should know this in case you take one in the future)
Good luck on passing!
dude that stuff dont work for cops test they found away to fined it some how. but alot of water and burn fat cells. Pickle juice cause of the vingar.
just stop for a week then u could continue even tho drugs are bad for u wat ever its ur life =]
If you are a female first find a clean friend that is willing to participate. Your friend will need a nose bulb sucky thing.Then Five minutes before your test have the friend urinate in a cup. Then take the nose bulb and suck up the urine out of the cup. Then you take to nose bulb and place it in your bra (whole up). They pat your pocket not your breast and simply go in the bathroom and squeeze the urine into the cup. you might want to place those hand warmer things on each side of the bulb in your bra. the nose bulb keeps the urine warm to pass. If you are a male tape the nose bulb around your ankle with a hand warmer.