When was the last time you?!
Question: lost control of ur bowels? Mine was the sunday before thanksgiving. I was up all night playing wow and went to the bathroom @ like 7:30 am. i had the runs. not pleasant. I went to bed. woke up @ like noon and had diarrhea as I slept. it was on my bed and my boxers. luckily I have a plastic sheet. (not cuz i have accidents, with the exception of this one, but cuz I tend to spill soda/water and IDK what YOU did in my bed before I got there) I changed my boxers, threw up, went back to my diarrhea bed... yes it's gross, but I was THAT sick! I diarrhead again in my bed. I took a shower @ like 4:00. I took my boxers w/ me and threw them over the curtain and they "accidentally" fell in and I washed them. I still felt sick and had to go again, so I said screw it and squatted over the drain. I shot only water out of... yeah... when was the last time YOU lost control of your bowels? gross...
P.S.
Don't you just wanna take me home to meet your family?
Answers: lost control of ur bowels? Mine was the sunday before thanksgiving. I was up all night playing wow and went to the bathroom @ like 7:30 am. i had the runs. not pleasant. I went to bed. woke up @ like noon and had diarrhea as I slept. it was on my bed and my boxers. luckily I have a plastic sheet. (not cuz i have accidents, with the exception of this one, but cuz I tend to spill soda/water and IDK what YOU did in my bed before I got there) I changed my boxers, threw up, went back to my diarrhea bed... yes it's gross, but I was THAT sick! I diarrhead again in my bed. I took a shower @ like 4:00. I took my boxers w/ me and threw them over the curtain and they "accidentally" fell in and I washed them. I still felt sick and had to go again, so I said screw it and squatted over the drain. I shot only water out of... yeah... when was the last time YOU lost control of your bowels? gross...
P.S.
Don't you just wanna take me home to meet your family?
Wow, this is really embarrassing, but this summer was the last time that I crapped myself uncontrollably...when I was seventeen! rotfl!
Well, I was at my internship, and like you, I had diarrhea. I was NOT feeling well that day. I was a child developmental assistant at my internship, so I have to keep up with the kids and play. Well, I was pushing a 6-man cart full of kids around for HALF AN HOUR up and down hills, when my stomach started hurting. I was crossing my legs and everything..but that wasn't enough. I crapped myself! It stunk sooo bad. I had to tell an employee to tell the rest of the staff that I had an emergency and had to leave home immediately.
The whole time I was driving home in my car, i had the windows down on the highway because IT WAS STANKING UP IN THUR. And I had to lift up my butt to prevent it from touching the seat and getting crap all over the car. It was not pleasant.
I can't believe I just shared that! It's so gross how the human body works sometimes. Take care of yourself and make sure it doesn't happen again!
Mmmmm chiggy chiggy.
Lol! great sense of humor! no i neverrrrrr lost control! you probably had food poisioning..
lol thats pretty nasty.
lol
thats hilarius at the bottom.
i feel sorry for you.
can i have best answer???
lol
Dude thats sick
Well I know one family you'd fit in with.
My stomach made a noise that sounded like a fart when I read this, but it was very humorous! It made my day. I think you got food poisoning. The last time that happened to me was this weekend, actually. But it was not as bad as what happened to you. Just a minor little incident.
wow too much detail there....
oh my!
i hope you feel better!!!
and i have to say this has never happened to me before....
but you were very sick - there's nothing you could have done about it.
and lol yeah sure.
my father would find you hilarious.
haha.
i hope you feel better!!!!
=)
Thats not normal...have you went to the doctor? Are you losing weight? Is there any blood or mucus? Have u pain?
That sounds terrible, you should have gone to the doctor if you didnt.
Lol, thanks for sharing :S :P
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why yes, I sure do after that story :P :S jk
just a day ago there is a bug going around or sum thing
that **** is sick go to the doctor
wow!what a cool visual i had reading that!!!!!!
Sounds like the movie Trainspotting. They have several terrific diarrhea scenes in that...so if you haven't seen it, go get it now. It'll remind you of the good times.
ewwww. this is totally gross! im am happy to say that i have never been so sick that i went on my self..... lol ....your story sounds like you had a totally sucky day!!
GROSS 3 words for u tmi
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please man thats nothing last summer I was locked out of my hotel room on the 2ND floor and lost control crapped my shorts as it fell down my leg it went off the deck poolside and hit a little girl in the head now that was one sh-tty day
.........wow............
omg i was at school ! i didnt know i had a stomach virus. i went to the clinic feeling dizzy and sweating my head was hurting & my stomach was boiling and making noises alll day! so painful. so i asked her what could i get for it. she said did u eat i said. no.. then she said welll go to the cafeteria and get something to eat and if u still feel the same way come back.. as soon as i walked out of the clinic i thought i had just had gas and it felt like a fart...but it wasnt lmao! i lost control... talk about embarassing!!!!!!!!! that was 2 years ago!
Can't say I've ever had that happen in my sleep... I have had stomach flu and it was pure hell. I lost almost 10 pounds in about 3 days (and regained it back after I was eating again :P ). I would definitely go to a quick care sort of place, just to make sure you're not having any serious problems.
My condolences! Kudos on the humor though! :]
i don't think that's every happened to me- but I just wanted to tell you that you're really funny, haha.
(pulling an all-nighter with WoW, are we? :P)
When i was like 2 yrs old.
ur so charming im sick now but not that sick. my mother wouldnt look at u after that coment...any way after being sick for so long i dont care wat i do either i mean i dont take a crap in the shower but i'll throw things like tissues boxes,and pepto bismo at my face for the fun of it... so i guess im in no position to be talkin lol
this happened to me once a few weeks ago. i had food poisoning, and threw up like 4 times and had diarrhea 3 of those times (yes, while i was throwing up.) thank god i was in the shower the last 2 times.
anyway, sounds like food poisoning to me.
hope that helps
In some cases you can actually lose control of your bowels if you get very drunk.