Major embarassing situation here!?!


Question: Major embarassing situation here!!?
As if public speaking wasn't bad enough; lately when i've been taking my 1st year class (200+ students) i have had the most horrific flatulence!. It's very obvious as well!. One particular student seems to find it very funny when i blow the big brown horn, shouting out things like "hey, shut ur bum up and let your mouth do the talking for a change!" and address me as "Professor Smelly" I don't know how much more of this can take!. I've tried every flatulence pill known to man!. If anything they just make it a little worse!. They seem to change the pitch of the fart depending on which brand i take!.

I need help!

I think it's all in my mind, putting myself under pressure not to fart!.Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
ok that is awesome but maybe you should change your dietWww@Answer-Health@Com

Try changing some things in your diet!. Beans are a food that we as humans cannot digest well and that is the reason it causes flatulence!. Eating too much fiber, like too many veggies will cause gas, as well as low fat salad dressings!. Try to avoid dairy products for a few days and see if that helps!. Cut out any soda that you may drink, even diet soda, since the gases in coke can be causing some flatulence!. Something that gave me the toots was when I went too long without eating and then stuffed my self really fast, all the air was somehow pushed out!. i really hope this helps!Www@Answer-Health@Com





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