My Head fell of and im worried that it wnt grow back what can i do?!
Question: My Head fell of and im worried that it wnt grow back what can i do!?
i have to keep my head on with cellotape nd staples!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
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As this procedure is commonly used by Congressmen, Senators,and CEO's,!. Your doctor will administer to you a local anesthetic to the lower left buttock!.(this is to ensure that the right state of mind will dominate) when anesthesia is in effect a small incision is made to cut a1cm by 1cm skin graft anything larger will result in what is commonly referred to as "Having a big head" Syndrome as exampled by Ted Kennedy,and George Bush Jr!. precautions have been put in place as to not make this costly mistake again!. After the graft has successfully been removed,the graft is then carefully adhered to the exposed cerebral cortex with super glue to ensure the new head will no longer be lost or misplaced!.
Then wrap up the procedure by taping a #4 size gauze where the graft was taken and take patient to a recovery room where at a minimum of 6 hrs is required to grow the new head under a special grow light!.(commonly used in marijuana growth will do)!. CAUTION: It is imperative to Adhere to the minimum time requirement which allows for full developmental growth of brain matter!. Research has shown, such as in the case in early release of Hillary Clinton that brain scan films show "empty spots" in the areas of the brain imperative for cognitive and decision making skills!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Then wrap up the procedure by taping a #4 size gauze where the graft was taken and take patient to a recovery room where at a minimum of 6 hrs is required to grow the new head under a special grow light!.(commonly used in marijuana growth will do)!. CAUTION: It is imperative to Adhere to the minimum time requirement which allows for full developmental growth of brain matter!. Research has shown, such as in the case in early release of Hillary Clinton that brain scan films show "empty spots" in the areas of the brain imperative for cognitive and decision making skills!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Turn your head upside down, scoop out all the crap that's in there, and then plant flowers in it and use it as an amusing table decoration!.
Sure to be a talking point when you have your next dinner party!.
Good times!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Sure to be a talking point when you have your next dinner party!.
Good times!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Don't worry,, they should have a full howto covered on uncyclopedia!.org
Make sure you got enough kittens around you during the process though
Make sure you got enough kittens around you during the process though
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