What can I do to age faster? I want to look 80?!


Question: What can I do to age faster!? I want to look 80!?
I am currently in my twenties and am fasinated with failing organs and wrinkles!. What can I do to naturally speed up the "aging" process!? I mean life moves so slow! you know what I mean!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


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hahaha, I say start with a healthy diet of caffeine: stackers, red bulls, coffee, etc!.!.and stay up for extended periods of time until you cant take it any more!. Than upgrade to amphetamines/methamphetamines: speed, adderall, crystal meth several times a day!. Top it off with 6-8 packs of cigs a day and you'll be looking like 80 in no timeWww@Answer-Health@Com

Take barbiturates!.!.!.on ongoing basis!. You age very quickly!.!.!.get wrinkles & become demented with loss of short term memory!.
I worked with woman who was addicted to phenobarbitol!. She looked like she was in her 80's, but was only 51!!

You might have to wait a few more years to look 80!.

By the way, life starts to move very quickly as you age!.

I don't know what you mean either!. Maybe you're not doing enough in your life!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I really dont know why you would wanna get older, anyways!.!.!.

Smoking will make you look older, but dont gamble your life!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

smoke, and no I don't know what you mean!.Www@Answer-Health@Com





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