How do I get sick?!


Question: How do I get sick!?
I'm sorry, this probably sounds crazy but I really need to get sick because I'm really not prepared for school tomorrow!. Does eating a raw potato or running out in the rain help!? (pardon my ignorance) Please don't tell me how to fake sick but how to get sick safely!. Thank you very much!Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
If you are that desperate, rather than putting yourself on the line just claim you've got a stomach ache/feel ill and heavy, without any vomiting!. Maybe suggesting it's coming from the stomach but also kind of around the chest, but not on the heart, to indicate gas!.

You need the bug to get a light cold or similar, so all you can do is hope you've got something in your system and make yourself more susceptible for it to catch on - not a sure way, and not under any circumstances worth trying!. Or just shallowly and artificially recreate one adverse effect, like a sore and raspy throat by doing this or that while not actually having an infection, but why would you when a white lie is enough!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

Get into an HIV clinic and find one of those biohazard bins!. Just shove your arm down in there and waddle it around a bit until you feel a couple of needles poke you!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Swallow a couple of raw eggs then eat a raw onion or drink 3 litres of milk as fast as you canWww@Answer-Health@Com

Are you serious!? You can't be serious!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

put a bunch of cigarette ash in a cup of coffee and drink it, you'll get sick!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

omg lol
orange juice and milk
its gross but u wont be going to school!.!.!.thats for sureWww@Answer-Health@Com





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