I have a runny nose but the tissues are in the next room?!


Question: I have a runny nose but the tissues are in the next room!?
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I see you are male!. This is serious and the tissues are far, far away!. Phone an ambulance immediately and tell them to hurry!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

1!. Stand

2!. Walk to the box of tissues

3!. Remove tissue from box

4!. Blow your nose

5!. Wipe your nose

6!. Dispose of tissue (not under the couch)

7!. Bring tissue box back to your orginal seating location

8!. Repeat steps 3 - 6 as necessaryWww@Answer-Health@Com

Take your right hand and place your right finger over one nostril and blow it on the carpet!. Repete the step above but, close the other nostril!.

That's what I do!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Use a sock, sleeve, or suck it back up and swallow it, mmmm sounds so yummy!. OR go get the tissues or some toilet paper if the BR is closer!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Suck it in!.

Answer mine

http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

how to blow your nose without a tissue:
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=cvJUN7Ffr!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I know it must be rough standing up and walking into the next room to get one!. Just blow your nose onto a curtain or what ever is closest!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Put your finger over one nostril on top of your nose!.
Blow out into the air and do the same for the next!.
XOXOWww@Answer-Health@Com

If you kiss your honey
and your nose is kinda runny,
you may think its funny,

but its snot!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

i have a cold but im using tissues wow!.!. o h wow its not runny i just blew it!.!.!.!.!.!. thats youre clue to get up and get those tissues :PWww@Answer-Health@Com

Close your eyes and click your heels three times and they shall appear!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Ok seriosuly, what with the questions!?!?
hahah!.
someone needs something to do!.!.!.!.


why dont you just get up!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

hold one nostril closed and blow hard then repeat with the other, try to direct at othersWww@Answer-Health@Com

Two words- SNOT ROCKET

Easy, and effective!. Just pray you don't have to clean it up!Www@Answer-Health@Com

use your underwear!.!. lol :)Www@Answer-Health@Com

What kind of question is that!? Maybe you should call your mommy!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Sounds like a personal problem to me!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

um um um let me think hold on a minute, I got it! Do you have a trained dogWww@Answer-Health@Com

go and get the tissues from the next roomWww@Answer-Health@Com

Blow your snot on the floor or use your sock!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Just blow snot all over the wall!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

use your old underwearWww@Answer-Health@Com

Call 911, people call them for less!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Some people think its funny but its snot!Www@Answer-Health@Com

launch a good old fashioned snot rocket farmer styleWww@Answer-Health@Com

sniff up and wait till later or go get the tissues duhWww@Answer-Health@Com

wipe it on any soft surface
and maybe build a robot!.!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

use your sleeve!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

get ur lazy behind up and get the stinkin' tissuesWww@Answer-Health@Com

get your happy a$$ up and get themWww@Answer-Health@Com

go get emWww@Answer-Health@Com





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