There is a man in my house with a knife to my throat any suggestions?!
Question: There is a man in my house with a knife to my throat any suggestions!?
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Answers:
Say ooh that's a lovely knife , can I have a look at the handle!?!.!.!.!.and if he's an ex Cub Scout he'll offer it to you handle first so you don't cut yourself with the blade!.Simple but effective way of disarming him!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Hmm, seems like a predicament ;]
I'd suggest the old "look over there!" ploy, and while his attention is elsewhere, you can steal his knife and you'll be the one with the upper hand!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I'd suggest the old "look over there!" ploy, and while his attention is elsewhere, you can steal his knife and you'll be the one with the upper hand!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Ask him to check whether the leads are all plugged in properly at the back of the computer, and while he's doing that, run like hell!. Oh, and if you can lock him in the room on your way out, do so!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Don't know about 'current' but it is certainly ORIGINAL!.
Have a star on me for 'entertainment value'
Tell him to show you how sharp his knife is by cutting through lots of (live but he'll only know too late) wires!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Have a star on me for 'entertainment value'
Tell him to show you how sharp his knife is by cutting through lots of (live but he'll only know too late) wires!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
If your writing a book then if someone is putting a knife to your throat then pretend to loose your consciousness!. he will not drag you!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
uhh get off if answers call the cops, get a knife or gun for yourself!. uhh lay off the drugs or drinks!. wakeup!? go to the doctorsWww@Answer-Health@Com
Try talking to a psychiatrist about Your delusions!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Get your chopper out and show him who's the real man in the house!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
call the police ,immediately!.!.if u possess a cell phone!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Call his bluff !.!.!. phone 911
P!.S!.
Don't let him read this or the gig is up!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
P!.S!.
Don't let him read this or the gig is up!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Thank him for letting you use the internet, then ask him if he wants to go for lunch!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
you must be sick thinking question like this are funny think of Robert Knox and Jimmy Mizen you want to get a lifeWww@Answer-Health@Com
Shut your eyes and pretend its not happening!. If that does'nt work offer him a nice cup of tea!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
And he's letting you use the computer!? What kind of half baked assassin is he!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Yeah, get off the internet and do as he says!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Yeah, right, loser!.
*ahem* Eveyone! We have found an attention seeker!Www@Answer-Health@Com
*ahem* Eveyone! We have found an attention seeker!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Hit him where it hurts!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
its only a rubber knife well i fink so SiannaWww@Answer-Health@Com
drop your wallet!!! go to pick it up and WHAM! uppercut straight to the nads!!! DONT LET HIM SEE THIS THOUGH!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
give him wut he wants!.!.!. =pWww@Answer-Health@Com
say **** who told you i screwed your wife , didnt mean to honestWww@Answer-Health@Com