Getting piss tested soon...?!


Question: Getting piss tested soon!.!.!.!?
how do i get the weed outta my system asap!? the pills are too expensive!.!.!. quick quick quick!Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
What is the test for!? If it's for some BS job like Starbucks, I'm guessing you'll get the EMIT test, which measures 50 ng/ml of THC in the urine!. You can try and drink cranberry juice and water and try those detox drinks (which are a waste of money, by the way, since they are no different than drinking a few tall glasses of water and they rid you of potassium), but DON'T rely on them because THC stays in your system depending on how often you smoke, the last time you smoked, your weight, metabolism, potency, all kinds of things!.

People will tell you to drink vinegar!. Don't waste your time with that!. And say you pass with water/cranberry juice/vinegar, that does NOT mean there is no THC in your urine (meaning, if you were to have a test the next day, you could fail it)!. That being said, drinking water/juice days before will do nothing, just the day of the test!. Don't torture yourself!.

If you can, pee a few times that day before the test!. Your urine is the most concentrated in the morning!.

If you're extremely worried!.!.!.!.!.then go to Walgreens and get the At-Home Drug Test kit (They have the THC-only one for like 17 bucks) which measures 50 ng/ml of THC in your urine, which is the same sensitivity as the EMIT test!. Then you'll know whether or not you'll pass!.

If you're getting the RIA test (which you're probably not getting) then it'll be harder to pass (fail with 15ng/ml instead of 50ng/ml)!.

If you get a false positive, they can test it with the GC/MS, which is finding a needle in a haysack!. You really can't hide anything from this test!. For THC I believe it measures !.5ng/ml, so if you get a false positive, this test will tell them (aka, if people tell you to take Ibuprofen to get a false positive, GC/MS will see both the Ibuprofen and the THC!. Plus, a lot of urine tests fixed that problem with Ibuprofen)!.

So basically You can try diluting your urine but don't rely on it!. There really is no fixed time that pot stays in your system!. Depends on way too much!.


**Also:
If you smoked one time, or say you smoke once every couple of weeks, weed should be in your system maybe no more than 1 week!. 10 days tops!.

If you smoke more often than that (more than once a week), then it can take 30 days!. Maybe 50, depends!.

If you smoke heavily, every day, it can take up to 90 days!.

These are just estimates though, like I said detection time can depend on a lot!. Stop smoking, I did it for 9 years and it got boring (hence why I did my homework on drug tests)!. It's great not having to worry about this **** anymore!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

ok first off, stop taking drugs for a few days before your test please this will really help!!!
next, know the law!. in your state it may be illigal for people to deny you a job because of drug use, so if this is something like that, go look it up! Also, try to deny the test or get another one at a later day!. this may definatley help you pass!. weed stays in your system for about 90 days!.
next, drink a ton of water!. if the testers find out about you drinking a ton of water, the worst they can do is make you come back on a later day!. also, vitamin b drinks from health stores like gnc help a lot, too!.
next: take things like tylenol and sudafed and nyquil because these can create a false positive (just say you had a little cold) and the worst they can do, again, is re do the test at a later date!.
another thing you can do is get a baggy of someone elses pee and put it in your armpit or shoe or something because you have to empty your pockets!.

also: if your on heroin, eat a ton of poppy seed bagels! heroin is made from the poppy plant, and the seeds will throw off the results!. If your ever getting tested for coke, drink tons of real, full bitter cranberry juice! The antioxidants and large doses of vitamins will mask the cocaine in about a day!.

Another good thing you could try is a detoxifying drink from a health food store, they are not allowed to tell you on the label if they will help you pass a drug test but some will!.

Also, do not excersize, be as unactive as possible, excersize will release the toxins and chemicals of the weed from your muscles and into your body!.

-good luck!!! <3Www@Answer-Health@Com

you need to exersize and drink alot of water/cranberry juice!.

otherwise, there isn't anything you can do!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

You can't!.
Way to go!.
You should have thought of that sooner!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

there really isn't s a way!.
:( srry!.
there gonna find out!.
just deny it completly! :)Www@Answer-Health@Com





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