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Question: TELL ME! Easy 10 points!?!?
how can I or pretend to faint in detention!?!?
Ok this is what happened!. I have detention for something i didnt even do (i got accused of stealing a teachers purse and i DID NOT do it), and the detention over a period of a week (1hr every day after school for a week)
So today i went to it and as we were sat there i got up because i thought i needed the loo, but then i fainted!. I have no clue why, i ate and drank loads today and the room wasnt hot so idk why!.
Anyways, the teacher said that she doesnt want to cause me stress and if i faint again she will excuse me from all the other detentions :) so PLEASEEEE help me!?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
Haha, I wish I could have that excuse :P

I guess you need to get up and then sort of !.!.!. crumple!. Ask people what you look like when you faint and then try and replicate that, to make it more realistic!. Everyone faints differently !.!.!. like, when I faint, I get warning, and I sort of crumple from the ankles up, but my friend sways and falls straight over like a pencil!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Hi, ok I have a cool idea, take some chloroform with u, rub a bit of it on some tissue and place the bottle in your bag!.

Alright so now u need to sniff it, be careful, once u pass out the tissue will fall in a way that people may be able to smell it or see it so try to sniff it in such a way that it remains with u and no one finds!.

Congratulations, u just fainted ;)Www@Answer-Health@Com

HaHaHaHa!

1!. Go tomorrow
2!. Get a seat in the back
3!. Ask to go to the bathroom
4!. As your walking pretend to roll your eyes back in your head and then fall back and make it as natural as possible!.
5!. Act really weird the whole time your in detention because if you just "out of the blue" faint they are going to suspect something!.

GOOD LUCK!Www@Answer-Health@Com

the reason you probably fainted was because you stood up too quickly and blood rushed to your muscles instead to help make you stand up!. other contributing factors could have been you'd been sitting for a long time and also the room was warm or hot!.
stand up quickly and put your hand to your head and say you feel woozy then sit back down again really quicklyWww@Answer-Health@Com

To be honest the best thing to do would to be honest and calmly explain to the teacher that you didn't do it!. I would think she would prefer total honesty and respect that more!. However if she is totally unreasonable then maybe hold your breath for as long as you can!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

to avoid her calling out your fake or hurting yourself, just tell her that you feel like you did yesterday, and that you are sure that you are going to faint!. if she tells you that she doesnt belive you, then go all the way and fake the faint!. make sure that nothing is behind you!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

fainting is when the brain lacks oxygen
it is a bad idea to purposfully faint
just tell her that you dont feel well
or tell her that you didnt do it
if you must faint just fall over and close your eyes ansd lie still
then when you come round ask what hapened ect!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

start by acting anxious then tell the teacher u dont feel so well and ask to go to the bathroom and well just plob yourself on the floor as u get up!!! xxxWww@Answer-Health@Com

well go tomorrow
and be finee
just say ur feeling a bit hot
and drink loads
and then the next day get up and faint
just fall over
lol
xWww@Answer-Health@Com

since faking it wont work try taking something that makes you vomit and you'll get excused for stress!. mine is peas!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Yeahh just fall to the floor and pretend to of fainted =PWww@Answer-Health@Com

hahahhahaa
just fall on the floor and close ur eyes!.!.!.!.
or dont eat anything but drink a cup of coffee!.!.!.worked for me before but then agian i did loose loads of blood too!.!.!.
Dont make urself bleed tho!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

fall down and pee you pants!.!.!.itll definatly fool themWww@Answer-Health@Com

just fake itWww@Answer-Health@Com





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