What do u say when going for a number 1? wee.slash,waz,pi$$,wet the lettuce?!


Question: What do u say when going for a number 1!? wee!.slash,waz,pi$$,wet the lettuce!?
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Wee!Www@Answer-Health@Com

What do I say to whom!?
Well I usually hum to myself!. I don't have a set speech, like "Well done for having a pee, me", or a special song or anything!.

What I say to other people depends on who they are and what the occasion is!.

Down the pub with the lads its usually "Going to strain my greens" or "syphon some off" or "drown some fllies" or "to see a man about a dog" or to "point Percy at the porcelain" or "Plantagenet at the Palisade" if feeling posh, (or pissed)!.

With my dear lady wife and the vicar around I merely excuse myself!. I don't announce the purpose of the trip!. I may use a slightly more polite euphemism such as "Off for a tinkle" if pressed on the subject!.

That OK!? Why aren't you asking about Bombing Russia!? That's far funnier!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Neither! I say I am going to the loo for a wizz or I am going to the loo for a pee!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

i say, going for wee wees, or im going for a wee!Www@Answer-Health@Com

watering the cabbagesWww@Answer-Health@Com

at the bar, "gota go break the seal"Www@Answer-Health@Com

shake hands with an old friend
splash ones gutties(trainers in N Ireland)Www@Answer-Health@Com

I need to pee!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Going for a peeWww@Answer-Health@Com

wazWww@Answer-Health@Com

it used to be going for a Tim Henman, but know its Andy Murray lol!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I need a p or i'm going for a jimmy!.!.!.!.very ladylike huhWww@Answer-Health@Com

My kid's say tinkle and I say spend a penny!.!.!.very old fashioned eh!?!!?Www@Answer-Health@Com





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