What do u say when going for a number 1? wee.slash,waz,pi$$,wet the lettuce?!
Question: What do u say when going for a number 1!? wee!.slash,waz,pi$$,wet the lettuce!?
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Wee!Www@Answer-Health@Com
What do I say to whom!?
Well I usually hum to myself!. I don't have a set speech, like "Well done for having a pee, me", or a special song or anything!.
What I say to other people depends on who they are and what the occasion is!.
Down the pub with the lads its usually "Going to strain my greens" or "syphon some off" or "drown some fllies" or "to see a man about a dog" or to "point Percy at the porcelain" or "Plantagenet at the Palisade" if feeling posh, (or pissed)!.
With my dear lady wife and the vicar around I merely excuse myself!. I don't announce the purpose of the trip!. I may use a slightly more polite euphemism such as "Off for a tinkle" if pressed on the subject!.
That OK!? Why aren't you asking about Bombing Russia!? That's far funnier!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Well I usually hum to myself!. I don't have a set speech, like "Well done for having a pee, me", or a special song or anything!.
What I say to other people depends on who they are and what the occasion is!.
Down the pub with the lads its usually "Going to strain my greens" or "syphon some off" or "drown some fllies" or "to see a man about a dog" or to "point Percy at the porcelain" or "Plantagenet at the Palisade" if feeling posh, (or pissed)!.
With my dear lady wife and the vicar around I merely excuse myself!. I don't announce the purpose of the trip!. I may use a slightly more polite euphemism such as "Off for a tinkle" if pressed on the subject!.
That OK!? Why aren't you asking about Bombing Russia!? That's far funnier!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Neither! I say I am going to the loo for a wizz or I am going to the loo for a pee!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
i say, going for wee wees, or im going for a wee!Www@Answer-Health@Com
watering the cabbagesWww@Answer-Health@Com
at the bar, "gota go break the seal"Www@Answer-Health@Com
shake hands with an old friend
splash ones gutties(trainers in N Ireland)Www@Answer-Health@Com
splash ones gutties(trainers in N Ireland)Www@Answer-Health@Com
I need to pee!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Going for a peeWww@Answer-Health@Com
wazWww@Answer-Health@Com
it used to be going for a Tim Henman, but know its Andy Murray lol!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I need a p or i'm going for a jimmy!.!.!.!.very ladylike huhWww@Answer-Health@Com
My kid's say tinkle and I say spend a penny!.!.!.very old fashioned eh!?!!?Www@Answer-Health@Com