How can I make myself sick for school tomorrow?!


Question: How can I make myself sick for school tomorrow!?
Or very ill for tomorrow!?

I want tobe physically sick for tomorrow so that I do not have to go to school!.Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
eat lots of food - wait about 2 hours for it to digest - then go to the toilet and stick your index finger and your middle finger as far down your throat as you can!. Believe me, it may sound disgusting, but i can guanrantee if you do it correctly, then it will make you sick!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I've been in your shoes before!. I do suggest you go to School 'cause when it's gone and you come out with crap grades, you'll regret it!. I know I do!. I only got 3 A - C's!.!.!. and needed 5 to do my course! Now get to School!. (I had a real medical reason off School though, so I spent months off School, with the Doctor's permission)!.

If you're really desperate - can't believe I'm going to say this! Eat something you can't stand and makes your gag reflex kick off!. Mine is Sugar Puffs! I ate a couple of spoon fulls and then hurled everywhere!. I got a day off School!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Break a limb!.

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Put mustard in water and drink that!. I believe it makes you throw up!. That should be enough!.

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Eat way too much chocolate (just keep eating handfuls of chocolate chips as fast as you can)!. You'll throw up and probably get some nasty diarrhea!. It's temporary, but if you throw up, well, there you go!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

But if you don't have to go to school tomorrow you'll only have to go to school the next day so it won't change anything!. Why don't you want to go to school!? Perhapes you need to address the reason for that rather than trying to bunk off!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Get to school!.
You'll regret it when it's gone!.
I regret faking illnesses so I didn't have to go!.
Believe me, just get out of bed
It's only 6 hours!.
You won't die!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Stick your fingers down your throat!.

Sit naked in a freezer!.

Drink mouthwash or petrol!.

Cut your hand off!.

Stick your shwantz in a door then slam it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Oh just go!. it wont be as bad as you expect it to be!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Go to School silly boy, one day you will realize your school years are the best years of your lifeWww@Answer-Health@Com

Hot milk and pepper, you'll barf your guts up!. But shhh don't tell mum i told ya!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

"Legend Killer!?"!.
Doesn't really sound right for someone who's frighened to go to school!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

go to school and get education!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Do u like being ill!?
ditto
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