My butt isn't working. what do i do?!
Question: My butt isn't working!. what do i do!?
Answers:
Have someone give it a GOOD Swift Kick, & see what happens! THAT usually Works! :)Www@Answer-Health@Com
Tell it to get a job!.
Threaten it!.
Stop putting things in it!.
Take a laxative!.
Take your butt to the unemployment office!.
Soak your butt in Epsom salts!.
Pay your butt bill!. The Butt company will reinstate your butt!.
If your butt is not working, don't park your butt in the street!. The City will come along and TOW your butt!.
Put a note on your butt!. "Out of order"
Drink a cup of coffee, and eat a muffin!. Then get a good magazine or newspaper and go to the most comfortable toilet in the house!.!.!.get comfortable!.!.!.relaaaaax!.
You probably have been sitting at the computer all day!. Get up and walk around!. Drink alot of water!. You'll be fine!.
Make sure you have insurance, you never know when someone will try to sue your butt!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Threaten it!.
Stop putting things in it!.
Take a laxative!.
Take your butt to the unemployment office!.
Soak your butt in Epsom salts!.
Pay your butt bill!. The Butt company will reinstate your butt!.
If your butt is not working, don't park your butt in the street!. The City will come along and TOW your butt!.
Put a note on your butt!. "Out of order"
Drink a cup of coffee, and eat a muffin!. Then get a good magazine or newspaper and go to the most comfortable toilet in the house!.!.!.get comfortable!.!.!.relaaaaax!.
You probably have been sitting at the computer all day!. Get up and walk around!. Drink alot of water!. You'll be fine!.
Make sure you have insurance, you never know when someone will try to sue your butt!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
stool softener!.
prune juice!.
squats!. hahaha!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
prune juice!.
squats!. hahaha!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Your just plane wackWww@Answer-Health@Com
I think a plunger would work nicely!. They have small but plungers too btw!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
umm what do you mean by your butt isnt working!?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
constipation!?
had it for 3 months!.
not fun!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
had it for 3 months!.
not fun!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
It may be clogged, have you used a plunger!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
im crying laughing right now!. i have a question for you!. dont you think you should get that checked out!?Www@Answer-Health@Com