Keep off the grass....?!
Question: Keep off the grass!.!.!.!.!?
A nurse was on duty in the A&E when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos,and wearing strange clothing entered !. !. !.
It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for an immediate operation!.!.!.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read !. !. !.'Keep off the grass!.'
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which read 'Sorry !. !. !. had to mow the lawn!.'Www@Answer-Health@Com
It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for an immediate operation!.!.!.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read !. !. !.'Keep off the grass!.'
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which read 'Sorry !. !. !. had to mow the lawn!.'Www@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
hahahaha can you dye my pubes green i want it exactly like yoursWww@Answer-Health@Com
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked 'How long have you been bedridden!?'
After a look of complete confusion she answered !. !. !.
'Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was still alive!.'Www@Answer-Health@Com
After a look of complete confusion she answered !. !. !.
'Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was still alive!.'Www@Answer-Health@Com
Very goodWww@Answer-Health@Com
Good!
7/10!! Any more!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
7/10!! Any more!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
thanx 4 cheering me up ;-0 xWww@Answer-Health@Com