I really have to fart.!
Question: I really have to fart!.
Hey there guys!.
Um this is a really queer question but im at work right now in a cramped tiny office and I have to let rip a series of farts!.
Its up in a tall building and to go down 10 flights of stairs would be pathetic and the toilets are being cleaned!. I have really stinky poop and i know these farts are going to reek! What do i do!?
Please HELP!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Um this is a really queer question but im at work right now in a cramped tiny office and I have to let rip a series of farts!.
Its up in a tall building and to go down 10 flights of stairs would be pathetic and the toilets are being cleaned!. I have really stinky poop and i know these farts are going to reek! What do i do!?
Please HELP!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
Sometimes the best way to do something like that is to announce it!
Walk by with your newspaper or magazine and simply say!.!."Look everyone, I have to take a massive poop, and I would like some privacy!.!.it's in everyone's best interest!!.!.I should be out in about 5 minutes, but unless you want brain damage, I wouldn't go in there for a while!!"
LMAO! --I do it all the time!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Walk by with your newspaper or magazine and simply say!.!."Look everyone, I have to take a massive poop, and I would like some privacy!.!.it's in everyone's best interest!!.!.I should be out in about 5 minutes, but unless you want brain damage, I wouldn't go in there for a while!!"
LMAO! --I do it all the time!Www@Answer-Health@Com
make it outdoors!. just pick up your phone like "oh- my little girl needs me!" (or whoever might need you at this moment) and head out quickly!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Hold your nose, besides, the exercise of ten flights is healthy!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
go to the bathroom! or else since it is a cramped office, just fart and if anyone looks at you, act like someone else did it!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
cut wheat products and dairy out of your diet for a trial period and experience the difference!. No more gas!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
LMAO!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
just do it!
everybody farts!
just try to make it slowly so it doesn't make any noiseWww@Answer-Health@Com
everybody farts!
just try to make it slowly so it doesn't make any noiseWww@Answer-Health@Com