How to survive a zombie apocalypse?!


Question: How to survive a zombie apocalypse!?
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keep in shape
keep weapons for zombie disposal handy
keep plenty of supplies stocked in your house
have an escape plan, maybe to some small island
and most importantly, accept that its a zombie apocalypse and that's not your best friend anymore, and that's not your grandmother, its a target inbetween you and safety!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

If there's anything that 28 Days Later taught us about zombies, it's this: "The idea was to learn something about infection!. Have him teach me!. (Jim asks, "Has he!?") In a way!. He's telling me he'll never bake bread, plant crops, raise livestock!. He's telling me he's futureless!. And eventually, he'll tell me how long the infected take to starve to death!."

Of course, it depends on the type of zombies we're talking about!. The ones in that particular movie where merely "infected" - they could still die!. The zombies in Resident Evil aren't too dissimilar, in that they need to eat flesh to stay undead!.

The mystic zombies, the ones that really are undead!.!.!.well as we know, they can really only be killed dead by shooting them in the head, hitting them with the back of a shovel, or decapitation!. In which case, your best bet is to keep unseen, stock up on supplies and ammo, preferably hole up in a bomb shelter (or local pub), and keep yourself fit for the coming onslaught!. And for god's sake, KEEP TOGETHER!. Anyone who's ever watched a zombie documentary like Night of the Living Dead knows if you're by yourself, your odds of dying increase 100-FOLD! And if you happen to be a black dude by yourself, you might as well kill yourself now!. The black dude always dies first!.

And if you're a blonde woman, do yourself a favor and get a wheelchair!. Because god knows it's only a matter of time before you fall and sprain your ankle!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

One of these should work:

1!. Fill your Colt revolver with silver bullets and shoot each zombie through the heart!.
2!. Drive a silver spike through their hearts, then drape them with garlands of garlic!.
3!. Look for the plug in the back of their heads and pull it out!.
4!. Better still, do all this to the Zombie master and watch them all collapse!.
5!. Burn all your Iron Maiden tapes!.

If all this doesn't work, kneel down, say a final prayer, put your head between your legs and kiss your *** goodbye!.

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their's no zombie apocalypse, it is not true and a sci-fi
but apocalypse of destruction of the world is true and it will come and no one will survive even a stone!. please read the holy bible if you want to survive Www@Answer-Health@Com

Check out this book -
"The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Living Dead" by Max Brooks!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

they are NOT coming!

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FUN NOW!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

OH MY GASH DUDE!
I have the same Dream!.!.
Well, yours wasnt a dream but mine WAS!
Shet!
I dont know how were gonna survive it!
70% of my dreams COme true
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Hit them in the head!. We all need to watch Shaun of the dead so we know what to do when it happens!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Some sort of unbreakable bio-dome!. Or go to an island / live on a boat!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

eat them before they eat you


mmm gangrene-aliciousWww@Answer-Health@Com

Is there going to be a zombie apocalypse!? i hope not lol =SWww@Answer-Health@Com

have you seen dawn of the dead!?
do what they did :)
(but survive)Www@Answer-Health@Com

Go to the pub and put some Queen onWww@Answer-Health@Com

Hand Over you brains Www@Answer-Health@Com

go get some guns and ammoWww@Answer-Health@Com





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