How To pass a drugtest?!


Question: How To pass a drugtest!?
I'm not a pot head, but I've made mistakes!. The last time I smoked, was about a week ago!. I've been drinking nothing but water for the last few days, but I don't think that's enough!.!.!.!.
I applied for a job that requires a drug test, how do I clean out my system before then!? Detox pills!?
The test might be anytime between the end of this week to three weeks from now!. I just want to know I'm ok before I take it!. Help!? Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
First don't smoke anymore!.
Second buy a LARGE jar of Dill Pickles!. Strain the juice into a separate container for later use!.
Second you will most likely be called the day before and directed to the clinic first thing in the morning!. Don't worry about the water right now!. Get up at least 2 hours before your appointment!. Drink as much tap water as possible - when you are about to pop, drink more!. This actually saturates your fatty tissues in the bladder (where THC is stored)!. About 10 minutes before leaving your house drink a cooled cup of coffee - Cooled so you can drink it fast - this will cause you to start peeing every 5-10 minutes!.
Third grab your pickle juice and head out the door!. Leave in plenty of time to stop and pee on the way always replenishing as you go!. After parking at the clinic chug as much of the pickle juice as possible!.
Fourth - once you are signed in you will again have to pee and if they say you have to wait tell them you have diarrhea - go pee and drink as much water as you can from a fountain or even the sink!.
%!. pee in the cup - it will actually have a yellow tint (due to the pickle juice) the vinegar will neutralize any THC trace - and you will pass!. Your system will fully flush but you will pass!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Drinking water won't help - THC isn't water soluable!. THC is stored in fat cells and must metabolize - that is why it takes so long for marijuana to get out of your system!.

Drug testing has become more advanced and they will now test for these agents that claim to clean out your system (Golden Seal) and you will still fail!. This sythetic urine that everyone mentioned - that won't work either because they measure the temperature in the cup you pee in to make sure it's your body temperature!. And they do watch you pee - felon or not!.

I would quit smoking and try to postpone the drug test if possible!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

ok you have 2 choices go to your local head shop, example The shed and ask them for synthetic urine and a female wizernater depending on how much money you have with that you make it body temperature before the test and use it you can still be dirty and pass with it or their are plenty of drinks /pills there you can use at (the shed) but the first choice is the one i would go with but then again the money issue!. but best of luck and you schould be fineWww@Answer-Health@Com

well pot will only stick to ur fat cells and if you dont smoke often it should be almost out or out of you by now!.

u are not a fellon or on paroll!.!. so no one will sit there and watch you pee in a cup!. take someone elses urine !.!. it must be to temp!. sont worry!. ull be fine!.

ps!.!.!. pot rules!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

Everyone will give the methods that they think will work!. But truthfully you cannot cheat a drug test unless you use some else's pee!. It takes about a month for weed to get out of your system!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Just drink a lot of water and eat fruits and veggies to clean out your system!. But the best remedy is not to do drugs in the first place!.!.!.!. Good luck with your drug test!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Don't do drugs before you pass the test!. Drink lots of water before you take it so the infectants get out of your bloodstream!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Water does nothing to delete THC in your system!. In fact, it waters down the urine which makes the test a failure!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

it depends on how much you smoke and how often check the link below and it should help you work it xxxWww@Answer-Health@Com

It takes 30 days or more depending on your body fat content!. No detox crap works and they test for it now anyway!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

there is a drink you can buy that will flush out your system, get it at GNC of the Vitiam Shoppe!. Its about 40-50 dollarsWww@Answer-Health@Com

go to the store and ask for a over the counter drug test and see if it has flushed out of your systemWww@Answer-Health@Com

Synthetic Urine you can buy at a Smoke SHopWww@Answer-Health@Com

if you want to pass the test then dont do drugs simple as!Www@Answer-Health@Com

just drink tons of water and pee as much as possible and you should be ok Www@Answer-Health@Com

Don't take them in the first place!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

uhm dont smoke weed!? you cant get it out of you once you did itWww@Answer-Health@Com

you should be fineWww@Answer-Health@Com

haha!. youre screwed you drughead!. get someone else to pi ss for youWww@Answer-Health@Com





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