How do I moisten my fart?!


Question: How do I moisten my fart!?
Everybody makes fun of me for having dry farts, how do I moisten them!? Should I eat fruit!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
Hello Mate-
I would suggest trying a stool softener to aid in moistened farts!.
If that doesn't work maybe some olestra!.
~JimmyWww@Answer-Health@Com

Errr!.!.!. I'm not sure what you mean by -dry- farts, but you tend to get wet ones when you're irregular/having diarrhea/just pooped and didn't wipe well!. Or just got out of the shower/bath/pool and didn't dry between the cheeks!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

Ah wtf hahahahaWww@Answer-Health@Com

Eat 10 prunes, you'll moisten your farts and your underwear!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

UHH an olive oil enema !?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

Fruits and veggies, and drink lots of water!. -LLWww@Answer-Health@Com

!.!.!.!.!.!. yea you shouldWww@Answer-Health@Com





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