What do u do about bad smelling farts?!


Question: What do u do about bad smelling farts!?
sometimes i let them rip and i dont realize i did until i start to smell it and im usually in public and people look around like who did that and im always pointing at other people!. sometimes i sit down and fart and close my legs reeal tight so i can hold in that hot steam to keep my legs warm!. other times i pull down my pants and fart right in my cats face!. do u like to smell your own farts!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


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seriously im crying laughing over this only a guy would write this hahaha!.!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

What you do is trap one in a jar in the bathtub and then give it to your brother or one of your friends as a gift!. Just turn the jar upside down so it fills with water, fill it with as much fart as you can, and then put the lid on it while it's still upside down!.

It will look like an innocent jar about 1/2 way filled with water!. Then, you just play dumb and say something like "Dude!.!.!. does this smell like Vodka to you!? What is this stuff!?"

They open the jar, take a whiff, and BAM! You are the MAN!Www@Answer-Health@Com

omg! u fart in ur cats face!? What does the cat do!? that is just mean, u shouldnt do that! Instead, fart in your FRIENDS face while they are taking naps! And then tell people walkign by to bask in the ambience!!!! LMAO!!!!!! And also, maybe you can save urs in a jar and give it to ur worst enemy for christmas gift!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

You should DEFINATELY let em rip in public - you would be amazed how quickly you can get through long lines with exceptionally bad gas!.

I even cleared out a busy tavern one night mine were so ripe!. Nearly gagged myself - but it was all worth it when I got a seat right next to the bar!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

LOL - now that's funny! I would recommend to anyone this children's book called "The Gas We Pass" it's hysterical but educational!. The same author also wrote a book called 'Everyone Poops' - it too is a GAS (lol, pun!)!. Www@Answer-Health@Com





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