How does diarrhea know that you've walked all the way back to your cubicle a!


Question: How does diarrhea know that you've walked all the way back to your cubicle and sat down!?
After I release the hounds, I feel temporary relieved, but the minute I get back to my desk, it flares up again!. How does dirrahea know to hit you when it's inconvenient again!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
Ah, it's just a little matter of timing!. You clean out your system and make room for more, so by the time you have walked a bit, which incidentally makes your bowels move more, a bit more has snuck down the pipeline!.
It's very annoying, isn't it!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

You release the hounds!?!! that made me laugh!! and yes, diarrhea must be quite clever to do that!. tee hee!

hurdy!? gurdy!? hurdy! gurdy! HURDEEEEEE!!! GURDEEEE!!
it is just like that!.

Funny answers about this, especially the white jeans!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

it knew I was crossing a walking bridge that's 3/4 mile long wearing white jeans

it found me at the halfway point, good thing it was a hot day and I could take off my overshirt and tie it around my waistWww@Answer-Health@Com

I've wondered the same thing myself, I was highly grateful it hit me in the restaurant the other night, instead of the freeway where I was 10 minutes before! Hope you're feeling better soon!Www@Answer-Health@Com

It's one of the sweet mystery's of life!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
There's a stain on your skirt
and your tummy starts to hurt
Diarrhea!.cha cha cha!.!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

That is why I personally think diarrhea = stay home!. You might not make it next time and they'll be talking about you at the Christmas Party!Www@Answer-Health@Com

just when you feel better, it whallops you again!. T!.T

motion sensing, perhaps!? *shrugs*Www@Answer-Health@Com

it probably takes a few minutes for it to go down again, just about the time you get back to your deskWww@Answer-Health@Com

It's just bad timing on the diarrhea "s part!.When I get it I wish I could campout in the bathroom!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

bcuz its evil >:]Www@Answer-Health@Com

It sneaks up on you like that!. Isn't it terrible!!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

its just smart like thatWww@Answer-Health@Com





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