How do you fake getting sick?!
Question: How do you fake getting sick!?
My mom is dragging me along places that i don't want to go to!. And I have
a headache but she thinks its normal!. So how do i fake it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
a headache but she thinks its normal!. So how do i fake it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
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this website is great your mom will be totally fooled
http://www!.wikihow!.com/Fake-Sick-to-Stay!.!.!.
good luck and i hope you feel better lolWww@Answer-Health@Com
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good luck and i hope you feel better lolWww@Answer-Health@Com
Good Lord! All this lying and making up stuff - just tell her you are sick, your head hurts and you are seriously in pain!. If your head hurts that bad, stay in the vehicle when you get where she drags you!. If it really does hurt, you really won't feel like doing anything else anyway!. If your head doesn't really hurt, then tell her you don't want to go and why!. Unless you're just being a spoiled unreasonable brat, there's no reason to make you go somewhere you don't want to be!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Well, what always worked for me is just walking slowly and looking sad and saying "Mom, I don't feel very good" in a very pathetic way!. Or you could smother your face in your pillow and breathe into it a whole bunch until your face gets really hot if she likes to touch your forehead to see your temperature!. Www@Answer-Health@Com
Take it from a professional!.!.!.if you have Nyquil or Tylenol take two tablespoons of it on an empty stomach!. It won't make you sick if you drink medicine on an empty stomach it makes your body a little hot too so that if your mom or dad tries to take your temperature it WILL be hot!. Nothing bad will happen!. 20 minutes you'll throw up and you might get hungry after throwing you're food out!. But i guarantee you'll be perfectly fine after like three hoursWww@Answer-Health@Com
go on google find out how to make fake barf i think it is cream corn dog food and something else and when your mom isn't home than make it or what i do if you can lie tell her you think you are getting sick and at night i just say "i wish i was sick"and mean it or it will not work that is what i do! hope it helpedWww@Answer-Health@Com
Before you go to bet, drink a lot of ice cold water!. Like 2 full glasses!. Try not to go to the bathroom before you go to bed!. You will awke up the next morning with a sore throat!. But it wont hurt as bad as a real one!.
Or just be the bigger person and tell her your not going!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Or just be the bigger person and tell her your not going!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
well i suggest wake up in thw middle of the night and walk into her room and pretend to be sick "hold our stoumcH,cof,EX!. tell her ur not feeling well and make shour befor u go in u waite under ur covers to makeurself all sweaty,sheel think ur realy sick because y would u come in her room to fake it!?
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haha!. ok!. one time i wanted to b sick, so i turned on a lamp for a while (make sure it doesnt get too hot) and when it was somewhat hot, i placed it to my forehead and skin on my body to make my body feel hot right before my mom checked on me!. hmm and maybe you can make yourself sort of moist with hot water!. idk!. Www@Answer-Health@Com
ohh i have the best thing ever for this!!!
it's awsome i stick food in my mouth like chips or anything like balogane and chew it up then run to the bathroom (make sure they see you) try slamming the door so they know u went to the bathroom and spit it out loudly while making gagging sounds!. it makes the sound of something hitting the water so it sounds more real!. good luck ^_^Www@Answer-Health@Com
it's awsome i stick food in my mouth like chips or anything like balogane and chew it up then run to the bathroom (make sure they see you) try slamming the door so they know u went to the bathroom and spit it out loudly while making gagging sounds!. it makes the sound of something hitting the water so it sounds more real!. good luck ^_^Www@Answer-Health@Com
lol act like your throwing up go to the bathroom make sure u take a glass or somthing with you put some water in it and make the noise like ur throwin up and pur the water in the bathroom *so she will think u are throwing up and then wash ur mouth and do sleepy eyes and pain face :D like u have pains that will workWww@Answer-Health@Com
It's all in the technique!. First, do you have any reoccurring illnesses!? You can use those to your advantage!. Otherwise, you're pretty much stuck pretending to be mopey, complain, and moan!. Don't forget to wear clothing that sick people wear!. Good luck :)Www@Answer-Health@Com
Warm your head with a hot wash cloth, rub your forehead with your hand really hard, or best of all, heat it with a blow drier!. Then put a thermomiter near a light bulp or stick it in hot water!. Don't make it too hot or she'll take you to the E!.R!. Then show her it and act very sick!.
The point of the hot forehead is she she can feel your head!. Make sure she does before it cools!. Good luck!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
The point of the hot forehead is she she can feel your head!. Make sure she does before it cools!. Good luck!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Diarrhea due to something you ate is the best excuse!. Act like you suddenly have pressure and bubbling in your stomach and run to the bathroom!. Then come out of the bathroom exhausted and worried!. Then repeat every 30 minutes!. Www@Answer-Health@Com
eat something really gross and start puking! like mix ketchup, chocolate sauce, and relish!. gross, i know but its better than getting dragged to places unwillingly!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
get a thermoniter and put it onder hot water intill its 101!. then take a hot wash cloth and put it on your head for 5 minutes!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
the whole thermometer to the light bulb trick!. just dont keep it there too long, just enough so that your temperature reads about 99!.7 or above
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Why not be honest and tell her you don't want to go to these places, and try some Advil!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
She's a mom, she'll know you're faking!. Trust me, I'm a mom
the thermometer trick only works if mom isn't watchingWww@Answer-Health@Com
the thermometer trick only works if mom isn't watchingWww@Answer-Health@Com
Tell her that you have really horrible cramps!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
go to the bathroom and tell her u have a stomach ache!.
if u wanna go all out take a laxative!. =P
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if u wanna go all out take a laxative!. =P
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Eat some banana or apple!. Spit it out on the floor and show your sick!. HAHAHAHAHHAAWww@Answer-Health@Com
Shove your finger down your throat until you hit the gag reflexWww@Answer-Health@Com
drink just a little bit of liquid soap!.!.!. you will have a case of the hershey squirts so bad she wont want you near herWww@Answer-Health@Com
Just tell her you don't want to go!. Www@Answer-Health@Com
Make yourself throw up!.
tell her you got cramps and start being bitchy haha!.!.
OR!.!.!. uhm!.!.!.idk lol thats what i'd do!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
tell her you got cramps and start being bitchy haha!.!.
OR!.!.!. uhm!.!.!.idk lol thats what i'd do!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Just Be Lazy!.
And Walk Like Your Tired!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
And Walk Like Your Tired!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Dab some Vapor Rub in the corners of your eyes!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com