How do you wipe your butt?!
Question: How do you wipe your butt!?
My mom is going out of town in a week and i need to know how to wipe my bum!. Do you stand up to wipe or do you stay seated!?
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Answers:
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you stand and wipe yo assscrackkkk while it be wet and juicy so it dont dry up and get crusty and itch and burn if that happens shove a meatball sub in there combined with cheerios and laundry detergent and rub so it moistens then wipe again and your done and now you can go tell your friends your wonderful expierience!.
Note: you can sit also!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Note: you can sit also!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
you can stand up or sit down witch ever one you prefer then you take a wipe and wipe the inside of your butt with a baby wipe and then if your butt still feels weird then wipe it again!.if your butt feels wet then dry it off with toilet it paper then pull up your pants wash your hands and you are all done!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
I was just wondeing this the other day!. i personally am a sitter, however i know several people who are standers!. Confused at how this was so, i took on the challenge to wipe my butt standing up!. So heres the flaws i found
1!. it requires leg muscle!.
2!. The butt cheeks close up for uneasy access
3!. wen outta tp, u have to stay squatting to get more
4!. If its real runny, u might be squatting for a lonnngg time b4 ur butt is finally clean
5!.u cant relax afterwards
6 if u do relax, u have to sit back down, which means you have to stand back up again!. = too much work
7!. to dispose of the dirty tp, u must hold the tp for a longer period of time than if u were sitting down!.
8!. wen u stand up, the wet\dirty bottom will smudge against eachother for a wierd feeling!.
9!. The overall relaxing feeling of taking a dump is wrecked when you are forced to stand up
10!. If you stand, then find out there is no tp left on the roll (a common occurance) you must sit back down to properly replace the tp, if you stand up your legs will really burn form all that squatting!.
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1!. it requires leg muscle!.
2!. The butt cheeks close up for uneasy access
3!. wen outta tp, u have to stay squatting to get more
4!. If its real runny, u might be squatting for a lonnngg time b4 ur butt is finally clean
5!.u cant relax afterwards
6 if u do relax, u have to sit back down, which means you have to stand back up again!. = too much work
7!. to dispose of the dirty tp, u must hold the tp for a longer period of time than if u were sitting down!.
8!. wen u stand up, the wet\dirty bottom will smudge against eachother for a wierd feeling!.
9!. The overall relaxing feeling of taking a dump is wrecked when you are forced to stand up
10!. If you stand, then find out there is no tp left on the roll (a common occurance) you must sit back down to properly replace the tp, if you stand up your legs will really burn form all that squatting!.
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Ok first!.!.!.
How the heck old are you!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!
I really feel sorry for your mom if she gotta wipe your bum for you
I wonder who wipes hers then
well let's see do u know if you are a girl or a boy!?
girls sit while boys stand
And last time I had my mom wipe my bootie was when I wore a diaper
which was at 3 years old
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How the heck old are you!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!
I really feel sorry for your mom if she gotta wipe your bum for you
I wonder who wipes hers then
well let's see do u know if you are a girl or a boy!?
girls sit while boys stand
And last time I had my mom wipe my bootie was when I wore a diaper
which was at 3 years old
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get off the seat, turn your **** away from the bowl and scrape that mother fu(ker!. forget the environment, use 10 sheets at once and if it takes 5 goes to get a good clean scrape, no worries!. some things, personal hygiene amongst them are more important than the environment !Www@Answer-Health@Com
odd!.
stay seated and wipe with toilet paper ok!?
make sure you do it correctly and clean very properly, until you see no more "brown" on the toilet paper, got it!?
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stay seated and wipe with toilet paper ok!?
make sure you do it correctly and clean very properly, until you see no more "brown" on the toilet paper, got it!?
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Place your left hand firmly in your crack!. Then use a smooth upward motion!. Repeat as necessary!. Use water to rinse when needed!. Note: its important that you use your left hand, as you use your right to shake peoples' hands!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I think seated but also i think u should use TOILET paper last someone told me to use paper I went and got computer paper lolWww@Answer-Health@Com
Have you ever heard of steel wool!?
First you scrub really hard with one of those!. Then to make sure you are really good and clean you douse your bum hole with a good shot of rubbing alcohol!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
First you scrub really hard with one of those!. Then to make sure you are really good and clean you douse your bum hole with a good shot of rubbing alcohol!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Try the ecological way, use your hands instead, just wipe, down and up, down and up!.!.!.till theres no brown (or yellow) remaining!. (save toilet paper, save the world!)Www@Answer-Health@Com
Seated!. And always wipe front to back!. You want to keep the crap away from the good parts girls!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
just wait till mom gets home, anyone that has to ask that question will never master the art of blotting the lips of "Old Toothless One"Www@Answer-Health@Com
Take anti-diarrhoea medicine so you don't need a dump until she comes home again!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
first, you use the bathroom!.
then you wonder what to do!.
so you go outside and ask a neighbor!.
have fun! creep!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
then you wonder what to do!.
so you go outside and ask a neighbor!.
have fun! creep!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Use your hand and toilet paper, then quickly wash with soap and water!. That will be the cleanest way!. You don't want tp stuck in your butt do you!?!?!?!?!?
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hahhahahahhaha this CANNOT be serious!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Very carefully!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
u cant choose how many points you give them u can only give them 10 idiot wat r u 4 and if ur older than 7 or 13 then there is seriously a problem with youWww@Answer-Health@Com
Four times!.
Side, Other Side, Down the Middle, And Extra
LOLWww@Answer-Health@Com
Side, Other Side, Down the Middle, And Extra
LOLWww@Answer-Health@Com
You're supposed to wipe after taking a $hit!? Dammit!Www@Answer-Health@Com
You should lose 50 points for asking this question!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
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best troll everWww@Answer-Health@Com
are you a bum bum cause you dont know how to clean your bum bum, or are you just full of what comes out of your bum bum!? Www@Answer-Health@Com
Go with her and you won't need to find out! Who are you McCaulay Culkin (Home Alone)
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stand or u are not going to have enough power to take all that brown stuff out!. becareful it can get on ur handsWww@Answer-Health@Com
Take those soap bars and shove it up there!.
It'll clean everything :DWww@Answer-Health@Com
It'll clean everything :DWww@Answer-Health@Com
Bend that double jointed neck down and use your tongueWww@Answer-Health@Com
just stand,and grab some toilet paper,and with it in one hand you wipe!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
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