How long does soap take to leave the system? Soap is inside me?!


Question: How long does soap take to leave the system!? Soap is inside me!?
I was in the tub and long story short, i lost a small bar of soap up my butt!. It got in pretty deep and i can't get it out manually so i want to know how long it'll take to disintegrate!.

My girlfriend called me retarded but i think she's PMS-ing pretty hardcore, so i think that's crap!. I can't be the first person to have done this!. It wasn't unpleasant!.Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
you should shove soap up your GF's vag so she knows how it feels!.!.!.

it takes 2 weeks to disintegrateWww@Answer-Health@Com

If you start having nasty side effects, go see the doctor!. You would be surprised at how many "interesting" objects people shove into themselves; sometimes they have to be surgically removed!.

Look on the bright side, at least you didn't use a light bulb (which breaks), a potato (which won't dissolve and won't come out), a coke bottle (which gets trapped by the suction created inside the bottle), etc, etc, etc!.!.!. Emergency room nurses have the most interesting stories about such things!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

eww gross drink a lot of water
go on a HIGH fiber diet it should pass!.!.!. and have honestly soap is like non biodegrade able or something you save to leave it in a tub of water to see it shrink or else it just stays there!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

hey bubblebutt!.!.!.you are retarded!.
that sh*t will hurt when it comes out!.Www@Answer-Health@Com





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