My boyfriend has the flu?!

Question: My boyfriend has the flu!?
Should I smother him in his sleep to put him out of his misery!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

As hes dying anyway, that seems like a good idea!.

Assisted suicide for man flu!. It's the futureWww@Answer-Health@Com

but then if you try he'll tell you that he cant breathe anyway so no point in smothering, he'll have headache so no point bashing him on the head and the groaning and moaning that is keeping you awake all night will just get louder and disturb the neighbours if you try any other means to get rid of him!. Send him to his mothers because as we all know we cant ever compare with the way that she made mummys little soldier better with hot water bottles and chicken soup!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Just lock him in a room and put a dish of water through every now and then (note, a dish not a glass or cup, men dont deserve anything more)!. If he asks for food, you can just tell him he doesnt have the flu!. I had it just after new year and i lost a stone coz i couldnt eat anything!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

No just ignore him instead!. He's lying!. He doesn't have flu at all!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

If it's man flu he should be ok in a couple of weeks!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

jump in naked beside him and keep him warm
until he passes away, poor bugger!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Don't let him sleep !!Www@Answer-Health@Com

give him a blowey poor sodWww@Answer-Health@Com

why wait till he's asleep !?Www@Answer-Health@Com

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