Which Sickness? This is a really easy question!?!


Question: Which Sickness!? This is a really easy question!!?
Tomorrow, I have to stay home from school!.!.!.it's essential!.

I am planning this out now!.

No matter what plan I use I will: Stay up late as that creates bags under my eyes, after I wake up, I will lean over my bed upside down and let blood rush to my head so my face is both red and warm!. I will walk around sluggishly, too!.

Plan A: I can say my stomach hurts, and I can throw up (should I make fake vomit or put my toothbrush next to my trachea and force myself to vomit!?)

Plan B: I can say I'm having cramps, but then I may just get an Ibuprofen and be on my way to school!.

Plan C: I can cough, gag and sneeze!.
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Which do you think I should do!? If you have any better plans, please do mention them and tips will helpWww@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
Plan A is what I normally do when I need to stay home!. I don't normally force myself to throw up though, I just say something along the lines of "I feel like if I move I'm going to vomit!. Can you bring a trashcan over to the bed just in case!?" Normally, that's enough to get me off a day!. The fake vomit is likely to get found-out!. I wouldn't go down that road!.

I hope it works out for you!Www@Answer-Health@Com

I would say plan A with actual vomiting or they won't believe u and it will make u feel sick and make ur face look like ur really sick!. Though u can't really eat anything after unless u wanna throw it back up!. Also have the headache as well!. I know when I get migraines I throw up every time and no matter what I take it never works!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

how about, just dont wake up, "accidentally sleep in", like until 2 haha but just stay in your room quietly watching tv or w!.e

cramps & diarrhea, then just go to the bathroom every 10 minutes to make it seem real!.

lie and say there is no school on account of teacher grading day or some stupid crapWww@Answer-Health@Com

Use C!. Tell your parents that you don't think you'll last the day and that you feel dizzy!. If your standing up when you talk to them, lean against a door frame or wall, and look really sick!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

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say that you have diarrhea and begin to describe it!. nobody wants to hear it!.

the nite b4 run to the bathroom every 15 minutes like 9 or 10 o;clock, it makes it more believeable than "suddenly gettin sick", sit in there for 10-15 minutes make sure you lock the door so noone walks in to find u faking!. make sure that you spray aerosol spray or light a candle so that there is not even a resembelance of a smell!.!.!.!. if there was one!.!.!.so they dont catch onto you!. then the next day continue until everyone else leaves!. then your good!. whenever they get home say " i must have eaten something bad but i feel better now!.!.!."Www@Answer-Health@Com

professional school ditcher in my day! lolWww@Answer-Health@Com

A!. p!.s!. you don't need to really vomit though just wait until a parent is oming near your room (after already having complained) then run to the bathroom and make loud vomiting noises!. while pooring water in the toilet!. you could also be eating breakfeast with someone near by and use the same plan (barley making it)


Learned it from!.!.!. TV!.!.!. yay tv!
and i faked once in 7th grade but i've been sick so much this year I havn't plus i'm to perinoid that someone will figure it out!.


Another thing if you don't get a chance to throw up at home then complain all the way to school get to school ask the nurse for a tums or somthing for ur stomache then leeve then rush to bathroom come back slugishly and tell her "I just threw up" call parents and leave
!.!.!. this is what i was about to do like 7 weeks ago bc i felt bad and don't like getting sick at school especially infornt of people so I got the tums!.!.!. but well that sorta did the trick just those made me puke in the nurses trash soooo!. stll have only ever faked onceWww@Answer-Health@Com





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