I went hunting and killed a stork...possible problems?!


Question: I went hunting and killed a stork!.!.!.possible problems!?
I went hunting and shot a stork, is this considered performing an abortion!? Will I get in trouble because I dont have a license!?

Some family's enjoy the old-fashioned way of having kids while others enjoy the exciting stork delivery!. Abortion is considered the termination of a pregnancy by the removal or expulsion of an embryo or fetus from the uterus, resulting in or caused by its death!.

Did I perform an illegal abortion since I dont have a medical license!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
My dear sir,

You most definitely are in serious trouble!. And I do mean serious!. But, on the other hand, you may have prevented some illicit doctor from performing stem cell research! You should be ashamed of yourself!. You are guilty of hunting without a license, hunting storks out of season (poaching) and practicing medicine without a license!. Boy, I wouldn't want to be in your shoes when the PATUTOS (People Against The Unethical Termination Of Storks) gets wind of this! They will be setting your rabbit cage on fire in retaliation!

You best go find a good rock to hide under until the smoke clears!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

What exactly are you saying sir!? You are talking about hunting storks and abortion!? What!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

!.!.!.!.!.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY CRAP THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE HEARD IN MY LIFE!!!

HOW OLD ARE YOU LIKE 5!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

quietly bury it a cabbage patch, and sneak away!.!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

You are such a whale penis



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