Is it wrong to eat wood?!

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No, no, no.
That's stupid, you don't grow a tree.

You grow INTO a tree.

I ate too much oak.

I personally have grown a tree from eating to much wood. I also gained over 500 pounds in one week from it. I urge you to stop eating wood as this is a dangerous pass time. It took me over 20 years to recover from my tree growing incident. Even now I some times sway and make creaking noises when it gets to windy outside. I often worry that if I fall I will take down a telephone pole or an electricity pole and take out amenities to my neighbors house for a day. Don't be like me. Don't eat wood!

My leaves.

Depending on the type of wood it is fine, a little hard to digest but what ever floats your boat. There are a lot of medicines made out of wood/trees/bark, so maybe your body is fighting something and it is naturally trying to get the medicine. You know like willow bark is where aspin comes from and some trees like "Uba" I believe is the name of it has cancer fighting properties.

natural medicine PDR

? dude, ur not gunna become tree man. but WHY THE TRUCK WITH AN F WOULD U EAT WOOD? and how would she know how many calories? and what the hell. im just dumbfounded.. eww. jeezooo. people these days. you get mother F'n creepers on these sites, who dont know a damn about being normal. hollly SHHHHITT

Um yes its the same as eating paper isn't it?it probably puts extreme pressure on your digestive system and is most likely causing damage which could and will become very serious if you keep it up

As wrong as being racist you bytch

This is so going on unfriendable

You should go on MY strange addiction