What do you guys do to stop a nose bleed?!

tilt head forward slightly and pinch nose to stop bleed
don't tilt head back as blood could go down throat
if you put tissue paper up nose then the clot may form against paper and when you take paper out the clot will go with it.

qualified first aider

Lie Down. Put an ice pack on the back of your neck. Take three tissues and lay them on your nose put the bottom of them at the opening of your nose and tilt your head forward. pinch the bridge of your nose. By tilting your head back the blood should run into the back of your throat and you should be able to taste it so dont do it unless you want to puke and get sick.

First Aid classes

Pinch your nose at the bridge of it. Don't put your head back. All the blood goes
down your throat and may make you vomit.

Don't put tampons up there like everyone is saying. Tampons have asbestos and it's best to keep them away from your brain.

Common sense.

May be ummmm......tilt your head forward and avoid blowing hard,,seek medical advice if bleeing continues

just mild hit the head with some water...and relax...

PS: Are you vampire?

pinch your nose

tampon in the nostril and you're good to go

Same. Though sometimes I'll just tilt my head back until it stops on its own.

i stuff my very large cock up my nose til it stops bleeding... it feels good :)