How should i cover up my farts in class?!

Question: How should i cover up my farts in class?

I always have to fart in class but i try to keep it in. I just want to let it all go once in a while. So how can I fart my *** off in class?? plz help. btw i have a verryy quiet class.

Answers:

im gonna tell you right now there's no easy way. i just ask to go to the bathroom and let it rip. though i have found if you (in all seriousness) spread your legs wide enough it doesn't make noise seriously try it!

blame it on the person next to you or drop a book as you are doing it. don't squeeze your butt cheeks together as this will cause you to make noise.

Just fart openly with pride. Everybody farts.

Let 'er rip and then say "Ew, gross who did that??" real loud and throw them off.

Cough.

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