Please help! i dont know what to do!?!


Question: Please help! i dont know what to do!?
This is really embarrassing but i was masterbating with a hotdog and it broke off in me.
i dont know what to do, like every time i try and get it out it goes in further and i like CANT tell my mom.

does anyone know how to get it out!? or at least like how to get to a doctor without my mom knowing?
please help!

Answers:

If this is not Trolling you have a bit of a problem.

You can't leave the hot dog in there as it will cause an infection being a foreign body plus hot dogs will of course rot.

Try bearing down like your trying to give birth.
If you can get the hot dog to come out just a little, use toilet paper, it will stop your fingers slipping and you will have more grip. Try pulling the dog out.

If that doesn't work you are going to have to go to the ER to get it out. They have the equipment to get out foreign objects out of all sorts of places.

Take a trusted friend with you to the pistol. Or have them come around and explain it to your mum. I can assure you, she will probably be amused, but will want to help you.

IT HAS TO COME OUT.



Your only option is having someone drive you soon. And i mean SOON. Or telling your mom so that she can help you. Im sorry to tell you that but that cant stay in there. What's the worst your mom will do hide the hotdogs from you?



You need to see a doctor NOW! I MEAN NOW! I think you actually need to go to the ER NOW!



TROLL



you may be able to push it out. how much of it is still inside you?




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