I have a bad habit of shitting in the plants at other people's homes, what !
Question: I have a bad habit of shitting in the plants at other people's homes, what do I do?
Answers:
Um...have you ever considered talking to that one TLC show weird habits or what eva????
A man accidently takes pills meant for his dog by mistake, and as a result he goes woof, woof like a dog!
His wife consults a doctor and and the man is prescribed a medicine to cure him.
A week later the Doctor calls the wife and says "So has the medicine cured him?"
The wife says "No! But he has stopped going for a cr*p in lounge!"
Wear diapers whenever you leave the house.
Bad Ostrich! Bad! Don't make me take away your house rights!
go to the toilet before you leave the house
Well that's kinda weird lol
Thats sooo messed up !! i have never heard of that ? have no clue what to tell you. pepto bismol ?